Dreaming (A Fantube Fanfic)

5 - Texting

Fan POV

"We should go somewhere to eat first, I'm like REALLY hungry." Lightbulb said, putting a hand over her stomach.

"Can you like, hold it or something? I thought we were going to central park." I said, sighing. "You can't 'hold' your hunger, Faniel." Paintbrush said, crossing their arms.

"Don't call me by my full name." "Whatever- Lighty still needs to eat." They said, patting Lightbulb on the head.

"You don't wanna see me when I'm hangry, Flat Face. I get madder than Painty does when they drop all their art supplies into a puddle."

"Don't remind of that." Lightbulb giggled and elbowed them. "Anyways, let's get pizza," Paintbrush said, shrugging. "You can eat that with your braces, right?"

"Yup!"
"Yeah."
"Okay good."

Paintbrush pulled out their phone and looked up pizza places near us. "While Painty is looking for a spot, you needa download this app I got!" Lightbulb said, putting her arm around me and showing me her phone.

"What is it?" "It's a money making app! If I can get 5 people to download it I get like, 20 whole bucks! I have 3 people so far, not including you."

"Woah, do I get money too?" "Nah, only me. Plus it resets every 24 hours so you gonna wait until tomorrow to get some dough."

"Damn it.. D-Do I have to play any weird games or something like that?" "Nah it just makes you spin a wheel for how much people you gotta send it to!"

"Ooo that's cool! I'll get it." "Yesss!!" "Are you seriously gonna listen to her?" Paintbrush asked, looking up at us. "Uh yeah? Why wouldn't I?"

"9 out of 10 times those types of apps are scams." "But this is the 10th app I've tried so it's gotta work right? That's how math works!"

"That actually makes sense." I said, tapping my chin. Paintbrush face palmed and sighed. "How did you guys pass elementary school?"

"Wh- hey! You're the one who always cheats on OJ during tests!" "You guys do that too!" "Okay guys," Lightbulb said, interrupting us, "How about y'all shut up so we can go get something to eat?"

"Fine, whatever. Don't come crawling back to me when your bank accounts are empty." "We won't! Right, Air?" "Shut up."

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"This isn't a pizza place, this is a fast food restaurant." "The pizza place was 6 miles away." I rolled my eyes. "This is New York! There's pizza places every block!"

"Actually, it's every other block." Lightbulb said. "You sound like my quote on quote, 'soulmate'." I said, crossing my arms.

"Awwww! You called them your soulmate!" Lightbulb said, poking my face. "Yeah, in quotes! I didn't mean it."

"Fan technically called them a nerd." "Okay so?? That just means Fanny pulled a smart bitch!" I rolled my eyes.

"I already told you I don't like xem like that!!" "Too late! I've already made a ship name for y'all. 'Fantube'." "That name sucks!" "It's better than Lightbrush!"

I gasped. "Wh- HEY! I tried really hard on that name! It took me like a week!" "Maybe you should've tried harder!" "You should try harder!"

"I did try harder! Fantube sounds like a perfect mix since your name is Fan and hers is Test Tube! It's like a nickname!"

"That's stupid!" "You're stupid!" "Your face is stupid!" "Your glasses are stupid!" "Your hair is stupid!" "Your hair is stupidER!" "That doesn't even make any sense!" "SUCK MY D-"