Headcanon#1: They have the most love hate relationship known to man istg. One minute their drinking together while cuddling and watching a movie, but next thing you know, there's blood, tears, and a battle cry.
Headcanon#2: Chuuya is such a househusband for Dazai. Dazai is the type to leave his dirty clothes in the bathroom, leave empty bottles in his room, and not put away dishes, so Chuuya is always cleaning them up then scolding the shit out of Dazai for it.
Headcanon#3: They have lil competitions like dance offs, cookoffs, eating/drinking competitions, and fashion competitions. Atsushi, Kyoka, and Akutagawa always have to be the judges smh
Headcanon#4: They are actually really good dancers. They love to square dance, waltz, and tango.
Headcanon#5: I know for a damn FACT that they're into kinky shit like bondage, knife play, and choking. NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
Headcanon#6: Dazai is a switch but more on the dom side, while Chuuya is a switch leaning more on the sub side.
Headcanon#7: Dazai is definitely rough with Chuuya. Like he would do some doggy type shii with one hand gripping his hair tightly, but not too tight with his other hand squeezing his throat while he degrades him. He would say stuff like, "You fucking bitch.. this is all your fucking useful for. Now keep pleasuring me... just like that..."
(I JUST WROTE THAT WTF 😨😨 I FEEL SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF WHAT AM I BECOMING)
Headcanon#8: Chuuya is loud in bed. Def whimpers tbh (I mean have yall listened to that one audio by his VA??? DAMNNN🤭🤭)
Headcanon#9: Chuuya definitely was the one that proposed since Dazai's a broke bitch (Toji too tbh) The ring is made out of sapphire and diamonds! Dazai cried when Chuuya proposed and Atsushi took pics of the proposal
The ring:
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Headcanon#10: Both the PM and ADA showed up to their wedding. Dazai's groomsmen were Kunikida, Atsushi and Ranpo, While Chuuya's were Akutagawa, Tachihara and Kenji. Koyou walked Chuuya down the Isle and Mori cried💀💀
