Its like 3am and im bored ash
Chuuya: "WELL EXCUUUUSE ME THEN! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO COVER YOU FACE DUMBASS? THATS WHY THERES A BOOGER ON YOUR SHIRT!!" He then stormed away and drowned himself in wine.
Dazai: He would be a whiny bitch over it and act like you gave him the deadliest disease in the world. "OMG OMG OMG EWWWWWWWWWW Y/N WHY WOULD YOU DO THATTTTTTT" he'd prolly fake cry till you bought him smth expensive.
Atsushi: He'd jump a lil bit, but would act like its all fine. "Woah, there are you okay? Do you need a tissue cuz there's a fat booger on your chin now.." Once he's away from you, though he's gonna make the grossest looking face.
Kunikida: He would see that you're about to sneeze and shove a tissue at your face just as you sneeze. Cleaning up snot it NOT in his ideal schedule.
Akutagawa: You'd lose a finger. "You disgusting weakling. How dare you sneeze on me. *cough cough* RASHOMON!!"
Mori: He'd be a lil grossed out, but he'll js smile really evilly at you and clean it up himself while maintaining eye contact. He'll get you back though.
Nikolai: He'd do some weird shit and lick it up. "This is kinda salty ngl.. lay of the sodium buddy!!" Then he'd skip away as if he didn't just do that.
Sigma: He's TWEAKING. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT I JUST BOUGHT THIS SHIRT AUGHHHHHHHHHHH" Mans is doing stop drop and roll to get this off of him rn. He's gonna hack all of the games so you cant win anything in the casino after this.
Fyodor: He'd smile and say "It's alright, it happens sometimes." He's actually PISSED rn. You wake up in the middle of the night with a knife at your throat.
Tachihara: I feel like he has a weak stomach, so he js barfed right on you. karma ig.. "Damn... looks like we both learned a lesson today." "What?" "I have no clue, but we'll know one day"
Poe: He'd look pretty disgusted, but just wipe it off and walk away. You wouldn't hear from him for a week.
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