Dating Nikolai, Dazai, and Fyodor

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Dazai:

Dazai would most DEFINITELY  be the type of boyfriend who play pranks on their significant other and is definitely the one with crazy ass surprises up his sleeve. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad. Depends on how he feels tbh.

Dazai may be broke, but he makes it work when it comes to dates. He'll do picnics at a park, sightseeing, movies at home, or more romantic things like watching fireworks at night and going into flower fields to pick flowers.

(If you're a dog lover) 

You guys were on a date once and a small dog came up to yall. While you were petting it, you turned back to tell Dazai how cute and fluffy it was, but he was like 6 feet away from you. (bro social distanced 💀) 

(If your a cat person)

You guys were on a date and a dog came up to yall. When I tell you yall ran, I mean yall RAN. People who were near the scene claimed, "They were there, but then they vanished into thin air. All that was left was a gust of smoke where they used to be."

SCENARIO

"Are we almost there yet, Osamu?" You ask getting slightly impatient with the brunette. He had covered your eyes and said he had a surprise for you. You two have been walking for almost five minutes, and you were starting to forget how the sun looked. "WE'RE HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Dazai practically screams as he lets go of your eyes to reveal a gorgeous scenery: a field of various flowers and in the middle of it all was a red and white plaid blanket with your favorite food and desserts all laid out for you. "Happy 1 year anniversary, Belladonna." Dazai says with a smile before leading you toward the blanket to take a seat.

"Its beautiful, Osamu, thank you. This means so much to me" You say, close to tearing u from happiness.

"How could I not do something special on this special day?" He replies still holding that cheeky smile on his face. 

"If I'm being completely honest, I thought you forgot about our anniversary."

"Oh I definitely did. This was a last minute thing I came up with. I'm so glad Kunikida reminded me or else I would've been screwed.." He says nonchalantly as he stretches his arms out. 

"Too late!" You say, throwing a muffin at his face. "I'm gonna kill you, you waste of bandages!" You scream as you chase him through the field of flowers. "Come on, the food is gonna get cold dear!" He says while running for dear life.


Nikolai:

Just like Dazai, Nikolai is full of tricks and surprises. You two met at a carnival and you mistook him for one of the clowns there. Nikolai found you intriguing and began to follow you around like a lost puppy. He gave you the nicknames dove, little jester, and my flower. 

A normal convo for yall:

 "Doveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I have  quizzzzz :)" 

"No Nikolai last time i got it wrong I was left on the top of the Eiffel Tower."

 "I WAS IN A BAD MOOD! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LOVE ME IF A WAS A GRAIN OF SAND!!"

He is so silly istg he came to yalls wedding wearing a full clown costume and wig. You were wearing a female jester costume with a Harley Quinn wig. (The wedding was clown themed and yall somehow got Fyodor to dress up too) 

 He bought you a bird for your wedding, but as soon as you turned around, this goofy ass clown lets it go while screaming at the top of his lungs, "BE FREE MY PRECIOUS BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" 

Bro is a lil cuddle bear. His fave is prolly spooning, laying his head in your lap, and you sitting in his lap while you work. I can definitely see him doing finger drums on your shoulder or thighs.

SCENARIO:

You were at home watching a movie when your husband, Nikolai sprints toward you. "DOVEEEEEEE!! I HAVE A QUIZ!!" 

"What is it dear?" You ask as you pause the movie to look at the white haired male. 

"WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A TERRORIST???" He asks in full concern. You just sit there for almost two minutes confused as hell before looking back at him. Nikolai's previous frown of concern quickly turns to confusion as you start laughing loudly at him. "I've known you were in a terrorist group for 4 years you idiot! You think i would've just dated anyone without doing some research on them first? " You say as you laugh even harder. "Okay, okay, flower, I get it! I have one more question though." 

"What is it?" You say as you wipe the tears of laughter from your eyes. 

"Do you know Candice..?"

TO BE CONTINUED...


Fyodor: 

Hes not the best when it comes to comforting people with his words, so he tends to use his cello to relax you. If you really need it though, he MAY cuddle you. MAYBE.

He is VERY protective over you. If someone is stalking, bullying, or even just rude to you a bit, he will dox them, kidnap them, and kill them. 

He calls you моя любовь (my love), любимая (darling), and Зайка (bunny). You tend to just call him Fedya though.

Hes not the most touchy person due to him not wanting to accidentally kill you, but on occasions where you're feeling extra sad or are like on your period, he will let you lay on his shoulder or lay in his lap while you sleep. 

I CANT THINK OF A SCENARIO RN SO ILL DO IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE <33

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