DiamondDust: A JJBA SDC AU fic

Chapter 5

CW: R-slur written

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As the group entered the Inn, Jotaro looked around. He didn't know if there were any stand users nearby, but he assumed there were. He then spotted a guestbook. "Do we have to sign this?" He asked, before just signing the guestbook with a fake name, just in case.

Meanwhile, another member of the group was having a moment. "Erm, I hate to disturb you madam, but um... Is it possible for me to use your restroom?" The Frenchman asked, having not used the bathroom in over 6 hours.

"Why of course. It's down that hall." She smiled, though she was mentally planning his demise. "Ah, merci!" Polnareff start to quickly speedwalk toward where the toilet was.

Josuke was starting to get fussy again as the rest of the team went to their rooms. "Smells like Josuke needs a change, I better get him there too." Joseph remarked. He placed the baby up on his shoulders as they walked over to the bathrooms. 

"Aaaah sweet relief, about time too. At least this toilet uses water." Polnareff sighed as he finished doing his business. "How much further until we get to Egypt? It can't be far now, right?" 

A changing table was ready as Joseph cleaned his son up and powdered him. "Yeah, but it would be a lot quicker if we could charter a plane the rest of the way there. Although then I run the risk of surviving a total of four plane crashes, two in the same month. Heh." The older man joked. "You don't want to piss in a pig toilet again?" 

"How did you find out about that?! Uh, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about." The Frenchman squeaked. "Uh, how is Josuke? I know Jotaro doesn't seem comfortable whenever I hold him." 

"Oh? I guess he's gotten protective of his little relative. Although technically Josuke here would be his uncle since I'm his dad and I'm Jotaro's granddad. Bizarre, isn't it?" 

"I suppose. Next you'll probably have a baby uncle too."
"Well, that's more likely than you think." Joseph stated. "Huh? What do you mean?" The Frenchman asked curious.

"Well, because DIO stole my grandpa's body, so any babies made by DIO are technically my uncles or aunts. It's a crazy thought, but it's technically true." The old man stated. "But what's the likelihood of one of them being a part of his mercenary group is unlikely."

"Right, anyway I-" Polnareff was about to speak when all of a sudden, he noticed something. A dead body of sorts, well it was a group of dead bodies, a group of zombies.

"Um, Mr. Joestar, are you seeing this?" The platinum blonde asked, getting the attention of the older man. "Huh- OH MY GOD!" Joseph exclaimed as he looked at the multitude of undead people basically surrounding them. 

"Where the hell did they all come from?!" Silver Chariot was summoned immediately, slicing through the zombie horde. "Gah, it smells like a cemetery all of a sudden." 

Josuke held his nose as Crazy Diamond came next, bapping away the zombies as best he could. Unfortunately, there were too many for them all to deal with, they had to flee immediately. As they raced through the hotel, it was like it was falling apart before their very eyes, as if the smoke surrounding the area was keeping it together. 

Enya just watched from the sidelines, not wanting to blow her cover just yet. "Those morons, have they been surviving off of dumb luck to get here without any injuries? No wait, that baby has a stand. It must be able to heal them. Grr, I'll just have to take that brat out first." 

The team of three eventually made it into a nearby room, the door's hinges just barely hanging on. "Wait, could Josuke also repair inanimate objects as well as heal?" Polnareff asked. "It's worth a try, right?"