Drarry Oneshots [Short]

Dirty Jokes

Warnings : None for this, except if the lines went smooth, some people can get crazy (like me fr)  lol 😂

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No One's POV

Draco begged Harry to make their relationship official by telling everyone. Harry was not sure yet. Harry wanted Draco to keep quiet but Draco was Draco. 

The straightforward Slytherin

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In Hagrid's class
3rd Year

( Harry with his friends )

( Draco with his stupid friends  )

Draco looked at Harry passionately. The brunette returning the same fonding look. Until Hermione elbowed Harry, eyeing him suspiciously. 

"I-I am doing a staring contest with Malfoy ok!" Harry replied immediately. Hagrid was busy in feeding the pet. Other students were busy in chatting and Draco thought it was the best moment to budge in again.

"Hey Potter! You sneaked out in the Slytherin dorm again? In my room to be specific?" He spoke confidently seeking attention of some students.

Harry glared at Draco confusingly. "Are you day dreaming again? Why would I do such thing?" Harry replied back.

"Because you lost something in my room" Draco spoke up smirking and getting attention from everyone now. Hermione and Ron exchanged confused looks.

"What" Harry replied. 

"Your Virginity" Draco said, crisp and clear. Harry almost choked, Ron almost vomitted and Hermione looked stunned. Other students gasped and started cheering up. Some looked in disgust while others felt it as a dirty pick up line.

"Kids! That's too much now. We will see you another day" Hagrid spoke and cleared the tension. Harry was definitely going to kill Draco.

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Cedric smiled at Harry. Harry returning the gesture. But surely his smile fading when he saw Draco climbed up the tree he was under with Cedric.

( Harry we need to talk )

"Hey Harry? Did it hurt-" Cedric began.

"No-" Harry also began.

"When you fell from heaven?" Cedric continued, smiling. Other girls and boys started cheering. Ron raised an eyebrow smirking at Harry. Harry only face palmed. He knew Draco was going to say something shit.

"No Diggory, because I caught him. For your kind information." Draco spoke up smirking angrily to Cedric, who in result bid goodbye and ran away.

Harry looked at Draco again angrily to which he earned only a wink.

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Quidditch Practice
(Opposite day for Gryffindors in practice cause I want Draco to say something ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Harry sighed. As he went towards his friends, knowing he has lost the practice match because of Draco.

"Hey Potter" Draco said smirking while Harry and Draco both were trying to get to the snitch. 

"What, look you've bothered me enough so-"

"Even if gravity was not in this world," Draco scooted closer to Harry to whisper in his ear.

"I'd still fall for you." Draco spoke, freezing Harry in his spot, who stayed there like a blushing mess. Until Draco caught the hold of the snitch and Slytherin won the practice match.

"Mate what's up with you, if it's Malfoy then I'll be sure to-" Ron replied but Draco came himself to greet Harry. Harry didn't notice him, still speaking casually with Ron.

"Ugh I never win" Harry spoke, not after meeting his eyes with the devil himself.

"Yes you do" Draco replied softly.

"Name one thing I've won?" Harry remarked snarkly. Still blushing a bit.

"My heart" Draco replied smiling.

"Draco you fucking idiot!" Harry replied back this time running behind Draco for the rest of the time.

And that's how, the whole school got to know about their relationship.

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