bts // the bts book

BTS AS UNDERCOVER SPYS

Jin: Let's go!

Runs in his pink high heels*

Jungkook: All his moves are fast and smooth*

RapMon: Tries to open the door*

CLACK*

WTH MAN THE DAMN DOORKNOB BROKE

Jimin: Walks into the house to steal the files*

Okay where is it? Walks past a gym*

😯

YAS WORKOUT TIME!!

Gets distracted*

J-Hope: J-Horse we can do this!

J-Horse: NEIGH!

Set off to steal the files

Suga: ....

All members meet coincidentally at the house*

Jin: What are you doing here?

RapMon: Still stuck outside*

F#%^ING DOORKNOB.

Jimin: Who's there? Puts down the dumbbell*

(A/N Soz if I spelt dumbbell wrong lol )

V: Teleports into the house* •.• Hi guys.

Jungkook: Jumps from the 5th floor* Hi!

J-Hope: Enters on his J-Horse* Why have we all been given the same mission?

V: •_• ITS A TRAP!

WHIRRRIRRR*

Jungkook: Get down!

J-Hope: AHHHHHH

Jin: OMG wat is going on?!?!??!

RapMon: WTH is goin on inside there???? Places his ear against the door*

Jimin: Eh? Meh. Gets back to weight lifting*

Guys in black appear out of nowhere*

Jin: Uses his shoulders to hit each and every one of them*

HA.

Jimin: Still workin out 💪

J-Hope: J-Horse go!

Together they defeat the enemies*

Jungkook: Dances around them*

Can ya see me? Or nah?

Moves so fast that no one can see him*

Pwah! Pwah!

V: Teleports next to each of them and throws bread at their face*

Jimin: 200

201

202

203

Suga: Walks into the house*

BOOM

Other members: 😱

Expect for RapMon of course

RapMon: WAT

One of the men: So...much swag....I can't h-hand-

Collapses to the ground*

Suga: What are you waiting for?? Get the files!

V: Teleports

- F e w S e c o n d s L a t e r -

V: Teleports back with a whole pile of papers*

J-Hope: Let's go! Mission accomplished.

Jungkook: Dances his way out of the house*

Jimin: Still workin out*