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화양연화 pt2

• WARNING I CAN'T SPELL OK BYE•

*group photoshoot time*

Director: *Using a megaspeaker/megaphone (WHAT ARE THEY CALLED IDK SOMEONE COMMENT AND TELL ME)*

EVERYONE TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES EXCEPT FOR JIN.

Jin: WHY?

director: JUST DO IT. (Shia laboof reference here 🙌🏼)

Rest of Bangtan: Takes off their shoes and chucks them aside*

Director: NOW RUN.

Jin: *RUNNING*

Rest of Bangtan: *RUNNING*

Jungkook: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Jin: *RUNNING AND LANDS ON HIS FACE* OOMFPH.

*Rest of Bangtan laughing*

Jin: YAH.

RapMonster: Lemme help you up babe. *Extends his arm*

Jin: *Is about to grab it*

RapMonster: *Takes his arm back* NOPE.

Rest of Bangtan: HAHAHHAHAHA !!!!

V: *Laughs so hard he snorts*

RapMonster: Love you babe ;)

Jin: YWFIGIAUWRGBIUWRGIUWGIU

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*Jungkook's photoshoot*

Director: Okay I want you to extend your arms, let them hover in the air and just feel free.

Jungkook: Nae! *Poses like the titanic pose*

Jimin: Heheeh. *Sneaks up behind him*

Jungkook: *Turns around and wacks him in the face*

Jimin: OW! YAH.

Jungkook: Jimin hyung! What are you doing here? It's my photoshoot...

Jimin: I was just uh- *Hugs him and runs off*

Jungkook: -_-

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*V's photoshoot*

V: WOOO SWING-

Director: STOOP!

V: ?? *Stops in his tracks*

Director: You can sit on it later.

V: oki ^_^

Director: Okay! I want you to sit on it-

V: *Runs to it* 

Director: YAH COME BACK WAIT WAIT.

(A wild Mingyu appears outta nowhere. "Wait wait")

V: Comes back.

Director: And just act relaxed okay?

V: *Running to the swing* YEP OK!

V: *Sits on the swing and starts playing*

Director: ITS NOT MEANT FOR PLAYING KIM TAEHYU-

V: IT BROKE NU.

*Staff comes rushing in*

-10 minutes later-

V: ITS FIXED! YAY!

Director: *Face palms* OKAY! JUST DON'T BREAK IT AGAI-

V: WAHHHHH :( IT BROKE AGAIN.

Director: IUHSDFARHGIUGE. JIMIN YOUR PHOTOSHOOT, V I WILL COME BACK LATER.