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IF BTS WERE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Jimin: I SHALL DIE WITH MY JAMS

RapMon: ..... Nu uh

Jin: See's a zombie wearing pink and runs towards it*

Suga: Not so fast Jin, pulls Jin back*

Jin: :(

Suga: None of these things have swag honestly.

J-Hope: OMG WE'RE STUCK IN A APOCOLYPSE OMG OMG, starts hyperventilating*

V: This is scary, calls on his alien friends to help*

Sees a whole herd of them coming

RapMon: It's time, brings out his gun*

Jin: AHHHHH, runs with his hands in the air*

Jungkook: I am the golden maknae! Dances past all the zombies*

V: NOOOOO my alien friends declined my call :(

Jimin: I need to come up with an excuse to get my jams* Hey RapMon I need my jams to fight. Smirks*

RapMon: I gave your jams to that zombie over there, points at a random zombie*

Jimin: Runs to it and kills it. WAIT. I JUST KILLED MY JAMS, WHYYYYYYYY

RapMon: It wasn't that one but oh well*

Jimin: Looks at RapMon* WAIT WHAT?

 

J-Hope: THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER OMO! Panicking*

Suga: Swag power overload. All the zombies die.

Everyone cheers on Suga

Suga: ??

V's alien friends arrive "-"

V: I THOUGHT YOU DECLINED MY CALL?!