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BB YOONGI'S BDAY (this is a scenario as well yo)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA LAZY ASS <3

How Yoongi spent his birthday:

*sleeping*

V: hyung! Wake up! Happy birthday!

Suga: *%$@&/)/$/& now.

V:

:-0

I just wanted to SAYYY-

I LOVE YOU BITCHHH

*strums guitar out of tune*

I AIN'T NEVER GON STOP LOVIN YOU- BI-

Suga: YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE U GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP.

V: ;-;

bui bui then...

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*later on*

Suga: *gets dragged out for his birthday dinner*

Jungkook: *hands a fluffy toy to him*

HAPPY BDAY GRANDPA.

Suga: grandpa wtf u say kid u bet-

RM: don't talk to my son like dat unless you want a beating.

Suga: um from nugu?

Jin: bitch what he do.

RM: *stares at Suga*

Suga: mianheayo. *bows*

ALDJCMXJJAKA

*gets a cake with his ass on it*

Jimin: HAPPY BDAY. HOE.

Suga: SYAS you.

Jimin: (-)_(-) piss ouf

J-Hope: *dances around the table*

HAPPY BRITHDAY YOONGI

YOU BECAME OLDER

AND WISER

AND AND

Jimin: *under his breath*

Sexier.

Suga: ya tryin to get with me boi

Jimin: maybe~

Suga: you need to leave.

V: I'LL KICK HIM OUT.

*what a great night yes yes*

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GOD BLESS MIN YOONGI HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY LAZY ASS HOE <3 SARANGHAEYO AND YES HBDDD I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY WITH BANGTAN!