1 do you like dragons? Cause I'll be dragon these nuts across your face in a minute
2 excuse me miss but does this smell like chloroform to you ? (Not really a pick up line but whatever)
3 do you know what would look good on you? Me
4 you must be shrek because that a$$ following you is magic ( donkeeeyyyyy)
Bonus: hey are you an angle cause, no hold on .... Is there a mirror in your....fvck wait , did it hurt? Something heaven ... Just I don't know potatoes
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awesome people's guide to funny fun 2
General FictionHey guys this is my second book. don't judge .my first book was awesome people's guide to funny fun. none of these jokes are mine they are just jokes I remember or thought were funny I will not update regularly but probably every other day warning t...
