Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting in front of you is blocking your view, try adopting an irritating cough, or kicking your feet under their seat. Nasty, wet sneezes down the back of their neck are also effective in persuading them to look elsewhere for a seat.
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awesome people's guide to funny fun 2
General FictionHey guys this is my second book. don't judge .my first book was awesome people's guide to funny fun. none of these jokes are mine they are just jokes I remember or thought were funny I will not update regularly but probably every other day warning t...
