Fighter of Azur Lane

Part 3

PoW and (Y/N) were walking through the base towards the mess hall

 (Y/N): So let me get this straight the factions Iron Blood and Sakura Empire were sick of all the new commanders being introduced and less than a couple months later showing they're scum so they split?

PoW: Yes that is true. Unfortunately there has never been a suitable replacement despite every failed commander the top executives see fit to constantly send a new commander so the factions of the new Crimson Axis decided to split 

as PoW finished explaining the 2 arrived at the mess hall and PoW opened the door

PoW: Just so you know the other girls will be VERY wary of you.

 (Y/N): Don't worry I'll be...

Queen Elizabeth: AND WHO IS THIS? 

Warspite: Your majesty please...

QE: Why is this guy just walking around freely he should be in the stockades. Wales you should have shown some initiative to protect some of the other girls on base. 'she pointed an angry finger at  (Y/N)' He should never...

(Y/N): Who's the mother of this brat.

(Y/N) looked at the other girls in the mess hall some Eagle Union girls were quiet and a couple were snickering while every Royal Navy girl stared in horror or shock 

QE: HOW DARE YOU! I...

(Y/N): Why don't you go play princess in your room, short stack, the adults are tired and hungry. ' (Y/N) looked at PoW' Now my dear if you would be so kind to show me the start of the line.

PoW silently started leading  (Y/N) towards the kitchen completely stunned at what just happened

Hornet: 'leaning down to whisper to a few Eagle Union girls' So that's the guy who fought off the Sakura Empire?

San Diego: Yea.

Cleveland: Did anyone else hear radio crackling when he was talking?

Hornet: Yea what do you think that's about?

 (Y/N) had arrived at the food counter and made eye contact with a shocked Nevada and Oklahoma

 (Y/N): Sorry you had to hear that my dears, I do hope my first impressions haven't been soured.

Nevada: N-no it didn't we...uh.

Oklahoma: You're just the first person to say those things to Queen Elizabeth.

(Y/N): Queen? Well royalty has always been a basket case.

PoW had left to try and calm QE down but  (Y/N)'s comment sent the blonde loli into a raging fit

QE: HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE THE RUDEST MOST ILL MANNERED VILE MALE I KNOW!!

 (Y/N): Well I'm sorry you feel that way. Would a lollypop make you feel better or did you just miss your naptime?

Oklahoma covers her mouth and ducks down behind the grill trying not to audibly laugh while PoW and Warspite stand back from the angry queen

(Y/N): Why don't you get someone to help you find your mommy so she can tuck.. you.. in

(Y/N) reverberated  his last words with firm pats on her head not hard enough to hurt her but enough that everyone watching could see her head bounce with each pat

QE: LISTEN HEAR WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'LL...

 (Y/N) proceeded to take a carrot from the line up and stuff it into QE's mouth before spinning her around and quickly pushing her out the door