enjoy homos and bromos, im alive
DA BOIS EDITION
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Miguel: finally, hes contained-
Miles, escaping: IM A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL MEEEE
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Miguel:... and thats why you cant save your dad, Miles
Miles: are you projecting? it sounds like you're projecting
Miguel: I AM NOT- im not projecting
Peter B: I mean, he isn't wrong; it does sound like you're projecting
Miguel: the next person that says "projecting" is getting thrown out the window
Hobie: what, cant handle the truth?
Miguel: I AM NOT PROJECTING
Hobie: sooo, are you gonna throw yourself out the window?
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Miles, eating a bagel: wow, this bagel really hits the-
Spot, popping up in front of Miles: hits the what, Spiderman? HITS. THE. WHAT?
Miles, dropping the bagel: nothing, nothing
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Pavitr: hm, being Spiderman is SO easy!
Every spiderman that's lost Uncle Ben: *sobbing on the ground*
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