just Hobie defending Miles, enjoy :D (sorry for late update)
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Miles, playing basketball: *misses a hoop*
Jess: oh my god, he keeps missing!
Hobie: isn't your dad missing?
Jess: excuse me!? i'm just saying, he's missed, like, 20 times-!
Hobie: like how your dad missed, like, 20 of your birthdays!
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Miguel, talking about Miles: he's listening to Post Malone, *le scoff* his music is so dead.
Hobie: dead like your daughter?
Miguel: EXCUSE ME?
Hobie: you heard me, dead like your daughter!
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Jeff:... and he does these things that are so stupid... i just don't want him to mess it up...
Miles, mumbling: maybe get off the kid's ass...
Jeff: i'm sorry, what?
Hobie, showing up out of nowhere: you heard him, maybe get off the kid's arse!
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it's short, but i've been having writer's block
eat something, drink some water, take your meds. love ya!
-FrootyPotatoPancake
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Fanfictionidk bro im bored and need to laugh obviously i dont own the characters or franchise