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just Hobie defending Miles, enjoy :D (sorry for late update)

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Miles, playing basketball: *misses a hoop*

Jess: oh my god, he keeps missing!

Hobie: isn't your dad missing?

Jess: excuse me!? i'm just saying, he's missed, like, 20 times-!

Hobie: like how your dad missed, like, 20 of your birthdays!

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Miguel, talking about Miles: he's listening to Post Malone, *le scoff* his music is so dead.

Hobie: dead like your daughter?

Miguel: EXCUSE ME?

Hobie: you heard me, dead like your daughter!

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Jeff:... and he does these things that are so stupid... i just don't want him to mess it up...

Miles, mumbling: maybe get off the kid's ass...

Jeff: i'm sorry, what?

Hobie, showing up out of nowhere: you heard him, maybe get off the kid's arse!

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it's short, but i've been having writer's block

eat something, drink some water, take your meds. love ya!

-FrootyPotatoPancake

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