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just wanna say thanks to the 4 engaged readers. I might make a special chapter for u.

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Peter B, Spider Noir, Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, Ham, Peni and Hobie: *literally just hanging out*

Deadpool: OOHHHHHHHH PETEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Peter B, backing away: no, no, yoU GO AWAY, I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU

Deadpool, running at full speed: DIFFERENT UNIVERSE HONEYBUNCH, IT DON'T COUNT

Peter B: *skedaddling*

Deadpool: *running after him and shouting*

Everyone else: 🧍

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Miguel after seeing some of the "fanart" made of him with Peter B, Gabriela, Gwen, and literally everyone else in the franchise: why are we here? just to suffer?

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Hobie, seeing all the posers in the fandom being assholes and fascists IRL: 😶 🔫

(literally three of Hobie's biggest fans go to my school, and they're transphobic, fatphobic pieces of shit bullies and posers {they pretend to be emo and tell teachers they'll k!ll themselves if the teacher doesn't do a certain thing for them, e.g. a teacher didn't punish me for telling them to leave me alone.})

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Gwen: hey, you want me to pierce your ears?

Miles: uh, sure

Miles, while Gwen is trying to pierce his ears: *shifting and squirming, jumping when she dots his ear with the pen*

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Gwen, staying with Hobie and helping him cook: hey, how come the expiration date is scratched off on this?

Hobie: I don't believe in expiration dates

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get some food, get some water, take your meds and stay safe!

-FrootyPotatoPancake