𝓘 𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰

The Confrontation

Not my mum going around singing "I love you jesus"-
... yea this part is wierd, but basically only certain men can get pregnant, and you know them bc ChEsTs-

Notes-
Possible homophobia here-
And gayness ofc✨️
From your favourite boss and his personal assistant✨️
(We all know poland assists germany elsewhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Poland pov:

"Well fuck-"
I was standing in front of the entire German family with germany, being glared at by austrian empire, German empire and holy Roman empire. Of course they were homophobic-

Reich seemed to be giving me some type of look. He was smirking with his eyebrow raised and glancing from me to germany.

"Well, if nobody's going to talk I will-
Why are you dating-"
Prussia seemed comfused but asked with certainty.
"Because we like each other...?"
Germany replied, Slightly confused with his great grandfather.

"Yea but like... have you guys done stuff..?-"
"PRUSSIA NEIN-"
"MUTTER I HAD TO ASK POLAND HAS MALE TITS-"
"PRUSSIA!"
"AUSTRO!"

"...what is going on anymore..."
A.H.E seemed ever so slightly bewildered.
A.E looked at her.
"You should have aborted while you had the chance-"
"Or just never married a german-"
Hungarian Empire declared, walking into the room.

Prussia growled at him.
"Or Maybe Austro shouldn't have stayed married to you!"
H.E snapped his head to Prussia.
"You wanna lose your other eye?"
"Bring it on bitch! I'm not as weak as I was then!"
"That's enough you two!" H.R.E shouted, before turning her attention back to me.

"I don't see why poland having tits is a problem, vater has them too-"
G.E froze.
"Excuse me what-"
"DEUTSCHLAND I DID NOT CARRY YOU FOR 9 MONTHS TO BE REVEALED LIKE THAT YOU BITCH-"

Germany shrieked and ran behind a table.
Reich practically leaped over the table and got germany in a headlock.
"What the fuck is this family-" I asked, near hysterics.
"Nobody knows anymore because H.E joined-" Prussia declared.

He got a smack on the head by H.E.
I quickly walked away from the chaos, somehow I managed to break germany from reichs headlock.
"We have work to do!" I called, shutting the door and dragging germany to the car with me.

~𝓘𝓷 𝓵𝓮 𝓿𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶 𝓿𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓶 ~

"That was uh..."
"Germany, it doesn't matter..."
"I know... just kinda wierd..."
"Wait... how did Prussia know I had tits and reich didnt-?"
Germany snickered.

"Reich is kinda flat-"
"Wow-"
Germany looked at me with a slight grin before focusing on speeding down the road.

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~𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴 ~
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𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰

I was watching germany struggle with his tie for the last 10 minutes.
He had a meeting in 2 hours, but he "had to be ready just in case" which was stupid. His meetings were always started late.

I laughed before walking over to him, yanking the tie from his hands and doing it up to look presentable.
"I could have done it myself ya know..."
"Sure"
He grunted.

"I'm not that bad... besides, I have other priorities then a meeting, like doing yo-"
"Shut up before I hit you"
"Sorry"
He grinned and kisses my cheek.
His kisses trailed down my neck.
I sighed and leaned into his chest.

"You better not mark me again... I have to meet my father tomorrow..."
"Mhm... that sounds fun" He grinned into my neck before nipping at a certain spot that had me gasping.

"Your an asshole... your my asshole, but your still an asshole..."
"I know"
He kissed me on the lips before dragging me into the bedroom attached to the office.

"I'm not walking for a week-"

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I have no motivation✨️