Bonus chapter of a few years back bc I've been laughing my ass off and a thing I heard so ima add it here :D
I would have done it with reich and soviet but G.E knows he's a bottom since birth sO-
(Scotland pov, some time in 1978✨️)
"Your grandfather is going to hate me"
"No he won't! Hes just... slightly homophobic...?"
"That isn't helping" I groaned into my hand.
She reached out for my hand and started to gently massage my palm.
"He's raised me since I was 2... we've been dating almost a decade and barely anyone knows..."
"Because of the age gap Ireland! There's more than 400 years between us! Which doesn't help that we were talking when you were 17!-"
"I was almost 18..."
"Still. You were 17."
Ireland started pouting.
"Pleaseeeeeeeee? If you don't like him you don't have to see him again!"
"I don't like old people!"
"Your over 100 years older-"
"......I'm what-"
She started giggling and her head dropped on the desk.
"You didn't know that?!? He's 389!-"
"Im 491! What!?!?"
"ye well I'm 55!-"
"....if we weren't in a café right now I would be screaming."
"...you gonna come-?"
"....no."
"Please"
"Fine"
"Thank youuuuuu"
"Whatever Ire"
*
(𝓛𝓮 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮✨️)
"Be nice, don't give him a heart attack and don't talk about colonization oki?"
"Fine"
Ireland patted my head.
"Good."
"Don't pat me you Bi-"
The door opened and a woman looked at us.
"an féidir liom cabhrú leat?" She enquired.
"Dia duit empire of Ulster, mise an gariníon de lordship"
"Ireland yes?"
"Yes"
"And what is with you?" The woman asked, staring at me.
"That's Scotland"
"The British Empires Son..?"
"Yes..."
"Why is he here..?"
"That's why I came here"
The woman huffed something before opening the door and letting me and Ireland walk in.
There were a few others there.
"Ireland you said the house was empty!" I hissed.
"I didn't know his siblings were coming!" She hissed back.
"Who are his siblings!" I muttered.
"Connacht is the blue and white empire with the black eagle,
ulster is the red and yellow one with the hand,
Leinster is the green on with the harp and munster is the one that looks almost identical to lordship except they have different shades of blue"
"IL forget that in 5 minutes"
"That's the dementia kicking in"
"I'm not that old!"
"You really are"
I went to say something when an older man came down the stairs.
"Fuck-"
*
"Your joking."
"I'm not seanáthair"
"You have to be"
"Sorry but no.."
"YOUR DATING IT'S SON?!?
"Don't call him it grandfather!"
Lordship blinked a few times.
"So uh.. who tops?" Connacht asked with a grin.
Ulster spat out her tea all over the carpet.
"Ireland has to top, irish people don't bottom!" Leinster declared.
"...is Ireland adopted?"
Lordship fell on the floor.
"Great! You gave him a heart attack"
His siblings started laughing while ireland tried to rouse her grandfather.
"How much do you hate him that you laugh at him..?"
"Alot"
(Present time)
"Irelanddddd"
"What-"
"Is your grandfather still in a wheelchair from me meeting him-"
"Yes. I need a wheelchair too"
I grinned at her.
"Don't flirt with everyone then"
"It's harmless flirting it doesn't mean anything"
"...you want another go-"
"No thank you-"
"Thought so"
*seagull screeching*
IDFK WHAT THIS CHAPTER IS-
NEXT ONE IS SOVIET AND REICH MK-
I PROMISE-
YOU ARE READING
𝓘 𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰
Random(ignore the title, picture and the fact I have completely neglected 2 of my other books mk- I've seen alot of ThirdUnion and i always wanted to write one, so here's my attempt-) Soviet has had nightmares for years now. only one person could ever bri...
