Chapter 5

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"Holy fucking Shit" I said looking around the yard. about half way through scanning i see my little garden got destroyed.

"My garden" I state sadly

"THE CHICKENS" My eyes quickly widen realized didn't do very much to protect the coop. last night. we kept our main concern on preparing the house.

I quickly sprinted towards the coop.

"you and those god damn chickens" JB muttered

"Shut up B!"

falling in my knees I let out a sigh of relief realizing everyone was okay. I would probably break down if something were to happen to my babies.

JB although having the chickens, doesn't tend to take care of them very much. Of course I, once again am the only person who actually pays attention and uses there brain.

Me and Kie take care of birds. we often joke about our co-parenting.

Standing up and walking back over to the yard I notice that JJ still isn't out here.

Dumbass

"Yo Stupid, wake the fuck up." I practically yell

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No"

"oh my lord, you are such a child"

"Yup, you should be thanking me I keep you young."

" Ha your so funny"

"I know, it's a talent"

"you are such a smart ass, the only thing ur gonna do is give me grey hair by the time i'm 25!"

"you'd still be hot with grey hair."

ughhhhh

wait

WHAT

"I'll give you a beer right now if you wake up" I say with a teasing smile.

"I was already gonna grab one" He says, stuffing his face back into the pillow.

" God you are so annoying, if you get up right now i'll give you, I don't know, a fucking lap dance!" I yell.

Suddenly he jumps up looking very excited

"Actually, you're being serious?" He asks

"Hmm no i wasn't but at least ur awake now." I lean up on my toes and kiss his cheek.

Walking back out to the yard I see JB cleaning the boat off.

"Agatha did some work" JJ says from behind me .

"She sure did" JB said

I turned around about to ask JJ something but this stupid fuck decided it was the perfect time to burp in my face.

"Ew! JJ what the fuck was that!"

"What are you thinking" He asks JB, completely ignoring me.

"I'm thinking that storm surge picked all the crabs out in the marsh maze. All those drum are gonna chase the crab." John B said throwing branches off the boat.

"What about DCS? Wasn't that today?"

"Nah they're not getting on a ferry." I said

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