EVERYONE HATES ESTELLA (south park shitty au)

Mexico;-; (1)

Today was the day they go to literal MEXICO.. turns out it was for vacation.. but estella knew everything horrible that could happen in mexico.. so she wrote down everything shes scared to happen in mexico..

She was fucking scared of the mexican drug cartel. (I bet even the cartel hates her and could never want to be seen with her.) so shes really scared but then. "BITCH GET TO THE CAR OR WE ARE GONNA SEND YOUR ASS TO NORTH KOREA!!!" Estella runs out her stupid ass room .. "HOLY SHEET FINEEE!!😓😓" she is going to the car.... And then uhmn.. damien forces her to sit in the trunk instead... "GIRL GO SIT THERE!!🤬🤬" estella rushes to the trunk while screaming.. "HOLY SHEET FINE FINE!!" ... so uhm now they are on thier way  to the airport.. so erm while estella is suffocating in the trunk... the fucking trunk popped open because her fatass was so big the trunk opened itslefl..... so ermm the bags fell and etsela had to tell them that the bags had fell.. "YALL OMG THE BAGS FELL OMG STOP THE CAR GET THE BAGS" Damien says "omg shut the fuck up your making us late... anyways i will check it tho..." he left the car to check.. all the bags were on the floor.. estella was right for the first time... so he pickwd up all the bags and put it back in the trunk.. he proceeds to drag estella by her hair and literally ties her to the roof of the car. "WHAT THE FUCKK!!! GET ME OFF STOPPP!!! OMG" Estella screams loudly and violently..

So erm while they drove and estella was literally having all the dirt in the air on her face.. she was noticing that the mean girls are laughing at her.. "OMG THAT WEIRD GIRL IS ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR.. IS SHE INSANE OMGG!! IM POSTING THIS TO TIKTOK!!!" Vivi says before she and her three other besties start hysterically laughing...
3 minutes later.. they made it to the air port...

AD BREAK: guys please stream this song its so cool and it ate and the song literally outdid estella... yea thats all.. im gknna continue the chapter now...

So uhm now that they are there.. estella is literally being untied now.. "IM SO SAD WHY DID YOU GUYS TIE ME TO THE ROOF LIKE IM SOME KIND OF BAG...!! I HATE YOU ALL..!!" Pip giggles.. "omg you must be a plastic bag.. id throw you away to be honest!!🥰🥰" Estella is soo mad now,,, but she continues going to the airport with her stupid bitch friends.. while they are going.... They are waiting for the plane.... What they didint know was.. one of the mean girls hyunjin.. (NOT STRAY KIDS YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING STAYS.) was also going to mexico.. (reference to mexican hyunjin meme) and estella was going ON THE SAME PLANE as her.. (so sad, i feel bad for hyunjin..) so erm... a few minutes the plane finnaly came.. and everyone went on.. (im actually extremely too lazy to even write what happened on the plane..) but anyways when they made it to mexico.. she found out hyunjin was a mexican korean girly... and she took a piece of her concha... and threw it at estella.. "EAT ITNYOU FAT DUCKY!!😊😊" and then starts laughing... estellas clothes were stained a bit.. and she was sad... but they walked thier way out of the airport.. as they walk out the first thing they see is some guy eating like 13 elotes... "what the fuck is thatbguy doing?? Hes acting like estella.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" pip says.... While estella just stares at pip.. she suddenly says "bitch... a-atleast uhm.. uhh.. i..im.. uhm.. n-no-" "YOUR TAKING TOO FUCKING LONG TO SAY YOUR COMEBACK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ESTELLA"
Estella doesnt respond.. so they continue walking.. a few seconds after, they start looking for a hotel or something to stay at🤤😜💞... then they find this so called "hotel" owned by a former elementary classmate... it wasnt even a hotel, it was a fucking basement.

A one star low quality basement "hotel" owned and managed by thier former classmate Kyle Broflovski... they noticed there was a ton of 1 star reviews, so they decide to check it out.. there were 5 reviews that scared the shit out of them the most...

Angel.     1 ⭐️ / 5 stars
      The police should be involved
The owner of the airbnb attempted to murder me, and i found out the no food didint mean there wasnt food in the house, but that i wasnt allowed to eat. I was staying there for a week. Im definently not returning to this place ever again because of this weird ass shit. THE OWNER TRIED TO KILL ME.

Huening lea.   1⭐️ / 5 stars
            What the hell is this
Why is this guy starving me and my siblings?! As soon as we went inside the basement, he locked the door on us! We were stuck there for a few days , iand the owner also ATTEMPTED to stab us in our sleep?! Thank god my brother was awake, or we would be dead!! Never going here again! Actually, WE WILL NEVER GO BACK TO MEXICO, EVER!!

Daniel.    1⭐️ / 5 stars
              Oh fuck no
The owner should be arrested, hes attempted murder, hes starving me bro... he actually locked me in a basement? What is this fake ass hotel? The picture on the website is not waht it seems, when i went there the god damn room was bloody, like the owner HAS actually succeeded in killing some of the people staying here before.. what the fucking hell.

Wong Ka Hei.   1⭐️ / 5 stars
                     Dont like
I come into this place from hong kong, what is this. Do not stay here. I do not want to repeat what the man did to me. Im hungry.

Felix.    1 ⭐️ / 5 stars
           Oh.

I THINK THE OWNER HATES ME.. GENUINELY DONT STAY HERE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU..

Those were the reviews, they all found the reviews really disturbing😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯😦😦 But they thought.. maybe kyle would like, spare them.. because like....... They were his classmates?? Until they saw this review...

Eric 1⭐️/ 5 stars but
WHAT TEH FUCK KYLE
IM CALLING THE POLICE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO ME I NOW HAVE MULTIPLE INJURIES AND STABS AND MY MOTHER WOMT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT I HATEBYOU SO MUCH I HATWYOU I HATW YOU I HATE YOU

They were even more terrified... "HOLY SHIT DUDE IF WE STAY HERE KYLE WILL KILL US" damien screams out of genuine fear.. "yea.. but babeee we have a scarifice whos willing to let kyle kill her instead of us!!!😋" while pointing at estellla happily.. "BITCH ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH OR A SOCIOPATH" estella screams.. pip like idk.. hesistates before answerjng but then says "uhm i guess both i dont know.."

While checking reviews.. they found three reviews that seemed to be connected...

Yerim. 2 ⭐️ / 5 stars
Haha
I went with my two best friends lol excepr there is this ginger guy who said we cant eat but i brought hbaf lol so we ate all the hbafpeaunuts i snuck in ahah lol except we stayed up all night amd the ginger guy tried killing us ahah lol idk

Jindory. 1⭐️ / 5stars
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Me and my two best friends came to mexico from south korea, we stay her for a day and a half and now we fucking regret wasting 100 PESOS on this shit. WHY ARE YOU ATTEMPING MURDER!!? And our one other friend was so unserious about it too.. she even said she would put 2 stars for the fun of it..

Kimberly. 1⭐️ / 5 stars
No. Just no.
This sucks.. we are a trio, we decide to stay here, the manager or something is this young looking ginger guy.. and then a few hours pass, we are eating peanuts, the same guy attempted murder. The peaunuts werenet even from him, hes starving us. Our friend only brought those to keep us from starving...

They knew thsiw was enough on looking at these reviews.. so they decided to just like... stay here.. they wanted to see just how bad it was.. so they decided for a WEEK...!!! Estella is scared from it.. "guys dont you think thats too much what if kyle succesfully kills us all?! I AM SCARED OF DEATH" the rest stares at her with an annoyed look.. "i honestly wish kyle kills you first and brutally.." gregory says.... pip also says.. "yea.. liek... i-" "DONT INTERUPT ME YOU GAY BITCH" pip goes quiet...
"FINNALY thank you.. alright guys im gonna book us in here.. we will go later lets just eat first im starving.." (to be continued since this shits long enough ig idk)