Shii Trappist 1 just wants his kids to stop fighting but they go too fair this one time
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Third Person POV:
Trappist-1c No- D-don't do that!- *CRASH* Trappist-1 tried saying to stop one of his planets from throwing an asteroid before he heard a crash, turning urgently *accidentally throwing 1c in the process* to see that 1b and 1e were fighting on the ground(does space have a floor?)
YOU THINK YOUR TOUGH SHIT HAH? 1b yelled at the top of his lungs
YES BECAUSE I AM WHORE! 1e shouted before punching 1b clean in the jaw, little droplets of blood spewing on the floor
1F COULD YOU STOP THEM, Please..? Trappist softly yelled at the distant plant playing cards with 1g
But it's not my problem is it now- 1f tried saying before 1c threw an asteroid in his face before getting out on Trappist's grasp and fleeing the scene to get away from the furious planet.
TRAPPIST-1C YOU BITCH! 1f yelled before chasing after 1c with 1g laughing his ass off.
Trappist-1h/ 1-Pluto is just sitting in the corner watching the chaos happen.
Trappist-1 didn't know what to do, his thought rambling around in his head, so much yelling, screaming, crying? Yelling, screaming, tears, crying, crying, sobbing.
The yelling and fighting had died down, soon being replaced by Trappists sobs. His planets later gathered around him with worried, shocked, and confused expressions
Look at what y'all fuckin' did! 1g quietly yelled at 1c, 1b, 1e, and 1f
What! It's 1b's fault, he's the one who started it! 1e whisper shouted while pointing at 1b
Maybe I wouldn't have started it if 1e wouldn't shut up about "BeInG tHe MoSt eArtH liKe!" 1b whispered while mocking 1e
I do NOT! Sound like that, even then the only reason why it escalated that far was because 1c doesn't know how to mind keep herself under control- 1e tried arguing before getting smacked with a small asteroid across his head by 1c.
Ok! ok! Stop it all of you! Our fighting is the entire reason why Trappist is crying in the first place! 1f explained, nobody could argue against that, it was their fault. As Trappist's sobs continued the guiltier every planet felt, no one knew what to do until 1h came out of nowhere hugged Trappist out of nowhere causing him to stop and look behind him.
*sniff*
1....1h? Trappist slowly while looking at the small planet, rubbing away his tears.
Soon after 1f, 1g and 1c had joined in and the chain continued until all of the Trappist planets were in a small little group hug.
Trappist couldn't have asked for anything more in his life, he had finally gotten what he wanted,
a united solar system. (He cried some more after hugging them all)
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Sorry if this isn't much and that its a lil dry, I'll try to make it up to ya'll tmw with another chapter with da dwarfs planets :DDDD
Or maybe two, we'll see 👀
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