Planet X beats Saturn into a pulp

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oooo this one's gonna be funnn

Graphic depictions of violence and slight gore 

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Third person POV:

After putting his last moon to sleep, Saturn had pulled out a notepad and started writing down his moons names.

"Ensala- no, Enceladus, his name is Enceladus."

"Death star- no, no, mime? M-Mimas, Mimas."

"R-Rhea?"

"Dia-Dione. Dione."

Saturn went down the list again and again, he was getting better each time.

Giving himself a little smile each time he'd gotten their name right the first time.

But he couldn't help but let his eyes wander over to the Kuiper Belt once n' awhile,

Is he really back? Was Jupiter right?

Saturn couldn't focus with all this worry on his mind, so to put it at peace, he decided to check for himself, it wouldn't hurt, right?

Saturn put the notepad in his pocket and oh so carefully wandered out of his orbit, making sure not to disturb his moons nor the sun.

Slowly fading into the Kuiper belts darkness.

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After awhile of floating around he had let out a sigh he didn't know he was holding in.

Maybe him and Jupiter were just being paranoid after all, He wasn't back and Saturn doesn't think he ever will.

Saturn floated back into his orbit with a new sense of relief.

That was until someone had bashed something into the right side of his head, causing everything to go black..

Titan POV:

Me and the other moons had been staying with Jupiter for a while after Saturn had went missing, most of the moons couldn't care less, one (Enceladus) even said "We're better off here than with that moon killer" but he was promptly scolded by Jupiter which shut him up for a little bit.

But after a couple of hours the paranoia had clouded my better judgement and I started heading my way over to the Kuiper belt, But before I could get anywhere i was stopped by mimas

Mimas: where are you going titan?

Titan: I was just about to head into the Kuiper belt to look for Saturn

Mimas: Oh Ok

Titan: Well now that you've stopped me I have something to ask you, would you like to join me? we can bring some other moons as well.

Mimas: mm sure.. why not, nothing else for us to do than wait.

Mimas drifted over to the others, then after awhile Enceladus, Iapteus, dione, and Rhea

Titan: great! Come on guys let's go!

As we searched through the Kuiper Belt I decided to split us up into 2 search parties.

Enceladus: do we have to do this? Why can't we just wait for the big idiot to come back.

Titan: you know we can't just this Enceladus-

Dione: he's gotta point Titan.

Titan: ugh, could you two be quiet, you guys are help whether you like it or not!

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