Horkit (COTE)

Welcome to my life!

"I'll tell you what you get! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! *BANG!*"

"HAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed as I watched the remaining minutes of the 2019 Joker movie, because what better movie to watch after such an exhausting day yesterday, am I right? (I'm being sarcastic if you can't tell). I know that this particular scene isn't meant to be funny, but I've just seen way to many jokes and memes about this that I can't take it seriously no more. In particular, I suppose you could say that Joker really gave Murray...a mind-blowing joke.

Yeah, that's right. I'm so funny.

I'm sure this isn't what y'all had in mind after that promising words I said in the last chapter, but I don't know. I guess my life is just pretty average!...I say that after the stunt I pulled during the Sports festival, but whatever!

Anyways, I was just chillin, having my 'me time' until the door of my dorm room knocked. Now y'all know that I hate having my 'me time' interrupted, so I really wanted to open the door and hit whoever was outside my door with the blickey. (Not really, but y'all know what I'm saying.)

But I was surprised that it was just my homie, Sudo, so it's cool. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one! "Oh! It's you, Shanks!" I call him in yet another nickname. "What's up?" I asked.

Sudo was silent for a moment before he sighs. "I was told by sensei to check up on you since you seemed exhausted after the sports festival. But turns out, you're doing just fine." He said after seeing me being my usual self. "Welp. See ya!" He said before turning to run away, but I just wasn't having that!

I put my arm in front of him, blocking him. "Chi, chi, chi! You're not going anywhere, my friend!" I said with a smirk. He pales as he prepares for the crazy order he thinks I'm about to give him. And I would have told him to hack the school system with me or spread fake news, but today, I'm just not feelin' it. Instead I just told him to get inside my room.

"Y-...you sure?" Sudo asked me, his eyes wide in surprise. It was clear that he was flustered at entering a girl's room. But I don't mind, personally. "Yeah, yeah. Just come in." I tapped my foot repeatedly and urged him as I was getting impatient. In the end, he relented and got in my room with an exasperated sigh.

"Wow. Your room is surprisingly...normal. you know, except for those black...tile things you have on your walls, it's normal." He told me in a surprised tone. I couldn't help but ask him, "Well, what exactly kind of room were you expecting from me?"

"I-I don't know! I just expected it to be more...you. You know, more crazy like having nuke in here or something. Or having a top of the line computer that can hack every kind of technology in the world." He began subconsciously listing things that he thought that I would have in my room. And now that I'm considering it.

My eyes widen as a devious smirk formed upon my lips. "Ooh~! Now that you mention it...!"

Sudo pales. "Oh, god...what have I done?!"

I laughed at his comical reaction. He sighs exasperatedly for the umpteenth time. "By the way, what are these black things you have on your walls?" He asked curiously. My laughing slowly died out as I began to explain.

"Oh, those are soundproof absorbing panels. To prevent sound from going into other rooms. I have these to not disturb my neighbors whenever I get to...rowdy when gaming with my friends." I explained. "Wait, you play video games?!" Sudo was surprised to hear that I'm a gamer. I nodded in confirmation. "Indeed." I said. And you can already guess what my username is!

Sudo, noticing the blackness beneath my eyes, looked at me with concern evident in his face. "Suzune...are you sure you're okay?" He asked once more. "Of course I am!" I answered back confidently. But Sudo still seems like he wasn't convinced.