Horkit (COTE)

Goddamn Sensei

Me and Chabashira-sensei's relationship is...bizarre to say the least. But in a good way! At least, to me, I think. I don't know, I kind of view her as my Batman and I'm her little Robin following her around! Hopefully not the second Robin 'cus I really don't wanna get Jason Todd'd. But whatever, y'all get my point!

I'm not Damien Wayne, that's for sure since I'm not a brat with a stick up my butt. But who knows? Maybe in another universe, I'm still the serious and cold-hearted ice-queen and I act the same as Sensei and be called 'the secret love child of Chabashira-sensei'.

So anyways, here we are sitting at a quiet restaurant doing something we call a 'one-one-one' where a student and a teacher spends time making quality bonding time with each other. For the teacher and students to know one another better which Sensei desperately needs to do if she wants to climb up to Class-A.

As we sit opposite each other on this table, I see sensei writing some finishing touches on some school paper or whatever and finally face me, saying not a word. I don't know about the rest of the people who's done this before me, but surely it's not this awkward right?

We continue to have some sort of a staring contest going on. I don't know if she's waiting for me to talk first or not, but if it is, I better not disappoint! I thought up the best intro I could give to my very awesome teacher!

I took a deep breath.

I memorized it in my head.

I got this!

All I have to do is give us a good opening to start a conversation!

"Hey, Sensei! Who do you think would win in a twerk off but naked and covered in oil? Lebron James or Gojo Satoru?"

"........."

Well...it wasn't the best, but I gave it a shot!

"...Who the hell starts off a conversation like that?" Sensei exasperated and finally decided to be real with me.

"Who else but me~!" Sensei does not like my cheeky grin.

Sensei sighs, "It's good to know that you're not drunk." She grunts, exasperated.

"OH, C'MON! YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT OVER MY HEAD FOREVER! IT WAS ONLY ONE SIP OF BEER!"

"One sip of beer that caused you to act like a drunk buffoon and curse like an Irish sailor in front of the principal."

My pout caused Sensei sigh at me, "Whatever. I made a mental note to never let you near a drink again. You better not as well, got it?" She glares at me as I roll my eyes.

"Wasn't planning on it. God abandoned me here for a reason."
"It's jokes like that that make me worry, Suzune."

I shrugged and waved off-handedly, "Whatever, enough about me. What're you up to, Sensei?" I asked. "Any luck on your progress of getting to Class A? Did your fabulous and amazing class leader make you proud~?" I said the last part dramatically. Of course I'm referring to myself!

Sensei rolls her eyes, "Yes, the progress of reaching to Class A are due to the efforts of the whole class and not just you."

"Hmph! Excuses." I get a wrapped taco thrown at my cheek.

"Just eat, brat."

"Bitch, I have a name!"

Sensei glared down at me, "You want to get lunchtime detention?"

I etched a confident grin, "I escaped last time!" Sensei hated my smirk because what I said was true. Sensei sentenced me to afterschool detention after the whole one-sip-beer incident mentioned earlier. Apparently, my amazin' self is still a smart even during my drunken state and escaped. I don't remember when but this took place a couple months back. Ahh~, good times!