Never Gonna Happen

Dont Piss Me Off

"I don't like this out fit leilani." I whinged
"Then don't wear it." She shrugged looking back at her phone.
I was getting ready to go to the cinema and I couldn't choose which outfit was most appropriate.
In the end I finally decided on what to wear and we left to meet the girls in Feltham.

*skip bus journey*
"BAEEEEEE!" Tyler screamed down the road and wrapped her legs around my waist as I spun her around.
"I missed u." I quickly kissed her cheek.
"I missed u too."
"Well u left me here and went to Cornwall for like 5 days." I said giving her a dirty look.
"This is so hot." A male voice said next to us.
I looked and saw keiran and Samuel checking us out.
"Tyler get down. Imma kill a someone." I placed her on the floor since I was still holding her and went up in keirans face.
"You need to stop being a perv. This is getting you no where in life." I said pushing him each sentence. I heard a snicker beside me.
"Don't worry Samuel I'm coming to u now." Immediately knowing it was home.
"Okay carter we're gonna miss the movie leave the poor boys Alone." Lara laughed pulling me back.
"You got lucky 'sammy' "
I walked into the cinema getting my ticket and tango slush. Mixed. My favourite.
I jumped on Tyler's back as we walked into the cinema causing a ruckus. We were the first people there so I decider to burst into a song.

Still up in the ends
Man still me
Can't walk in my creps
Man run when they see me
Look at these skets
They so needy
Put your hand on my friend
Why you trying to beef me
Trapping ain't dead
My connects still breathing
Trapping ain't dead
My connects still breathing
Trapping ain't dead
My connects still breathing
Trapping ain't dead
My connects still breathing
It ended up with me and Tyler doing whip and nae nae, the squad staring and a very angry worker.
"YOU LOT OUT, NOW!" He dragged us out into the main part if the building.
"LEAVE!" He shouted pointing to the door.
"NAAAAAH FAM YOU BEST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK." I stayed where I was waiting.
"I will call the police." He threatened.
"CALL THEM. LISTEN....JOHN. U BESS GIVE ME MY MONEY OR WE'LL HAVE SOME PROBLEMS." I pushed him until someone carried me away.
"THIS ISN'T THE LAST OF ME YOU KNOW. I'LL SEE YOU JOHN BUT U WONT SEE ME. COZ YOU'LL HAVE A BLACK EYE." Those where he last words I said, with the whole building staring at us before I was out the door.
I was place to the ground and was finally able to see who carried me out. Surprise, surprise. It was Jack.
"You little sket, why did u do that." I slapped his arm. Really hard.
"Aaah shit. You need to chill." He rubbed his red arm.
"Soz boo." I smiled running to Lara.
"Guys its not that deep. Did you not realize we went to watch thomas the tank engine. Let's just go pizza hut." Tyler laughed.
We all mumbled okay in agreement.
"CARRY ME BOO." I shouted to leilani but jack took me instead.
"Move bitch. I weren't talking to you." I looked behind his back and saw leilani snap chatting this.
I put up my middle finger and stuck my tounge out.

*finished eating*

"You lot had me getting fat whilst I'm wearing a crop top. What kind of friends are you." I shook my head.
Everyone was exhausted after we ate 3 XXL pizzas.
"I wanna go home carter." Lani moaned resting her head on my shoulder.
"Same boo. Come let's go."
We were walking to the door when i turned back.
"Keiran, Samuel your paying coz you're rude." They shrugged placing the money on the tray.

When we got outside we gave Tyler, Lara, Milan and Amina hugs as they were going the opposite way then got on the 235 to Hounslow bus station.
I was sitting at the back of the bus with my legs resting on leilani's lap and my head on jacks shoulder.
Leilani and Samuel were talking and I bobbed my head to Jack's humming.
"Drake?" I asked.
"Yeah. HES a bad man." He laughed.
"Please don't ever say that again." I said as calm as possible.
"K. What's your favorite song?" He asked trying to start a conversation.
"Uuuumm .... Either Jungle or You and the 6. You do know drake is my husband right?" I smiled.
"Is that right? Well you do know Madison Beer is my wife." He came back.
"So basically you're proud that your wife is a 15 year old sket. That's cool." I shook my head.
"OOOOOOH SHOTS BEEN FIRED." Keiran shouted.
"Hoe shut the fuck up." Lani said pushing him on the floor.
"Anyway. We need to get off. See you lot later." I waved as me and Leila I got off the bus.
"Carter, can I sleep over?" "FAM your house is right there." I chuckled. *who the Frick chuckles. Anyway.*
"Still. I wanna." She whined.
"K whatever."
I put the key in the door and went straight to my room. It was 11:00 now so everyone was asleep.
"Do you want some skittles." I opened my sweet draw in my room.
That thing was stashed from starburst to skittles. Milky bar to malteasers. You name it, I had it.
"Nah I'm good but can we talk?"
Leilani rarely ever had serious talks with me so I'm kinda scared.
I sat on the opposite end of my bed crossing my legs.
"Sooo... What's up?" I awkwardly fiddled with the corners of my phone.
"Do you really like jack?" She went straight to the point.
What kind of question is that.
"Why, do you like him?" I raised my eyebrow questionly.
"Wtf no. Ew." She wrinkled her nose in disgust.
I let out a sigh of relief coz I didn't want any boy to come between our friendship.
"Its just. If you do start dating. I don't wanna be a third wheel." She sighed looking at my spongebob duvet.
"Babe, even if we do go out, it would be the type of relationship where we say hi and walk off then talk a lot on the phone. I don't like all that PDA and shit." I laughed hugging her.
"Plus, it's never gonna happen anyway." I said sadly.
"Of course it would. Just ask him yourself."
I couldn't believe my ears. Is this girl high? I think she's been spending too much time with keiran and Samuel. They have brainwashed her.
"ARE YOU DUMB? I CANT ASK HIM OUT. I WOULD LOOK SO DESPERATE." I whisper shouted.
"Okay." She put her hands up to surrender.
We both sat in silence for about three minutes before she spoke up again.
"You know you lot would have cute mixed race babies with grey eyes."
"UUUUGGGHHH NOT THIS AGAIN. GO TO SLEEP!" I slammed a pillow in her face then sat on it for a few seconds.

"Okay okay goodnight C."
"Goodnight lani."

Next morning
I rolled sideways yawning, startled when I heard a groan.
"Carterrrrrr." Leilani was laying on the floor holding her head.
"Soz boo. I forgot you were there." I smiled innocently.
"CARTER! BREAKFAST IS READY." I heard my mum shout from downstairs.
I slowly put on my spongebob slippers and threw my Patrick ones at lani.
"Come on. I'm going downstairs." I mumbled repeatedly slapping her cheeks.
"OWWWWWWW MY BRACES STOP." She groaned pushinf me to the side.
"Come on." I laughed making my way down the stairs.
"Carter, cover up. I have friends round." My older brother tyrese said from the leather sofa in the front room.
"Oh I don't mind." His friend jay said practically eye raping me. He always had a crush on me but tyrese wouldn't allow it.
"Bruh." He said punching jay in the arm.
"Your brother's right. You can be wondering around in Calvin Klein underwear." My mum said exiting the kitchen.
I huffed a fine in reply and shouted to leilani to throw me down some pyjama shorts and a my sneaker freak hoodie.
"Morning mum." Lani said enteinf the living room.
"Oh hi lani. I didn't know you were here. How was your night?"
Didn't she hear me call lani up the stairs. Smh.
"Oh it was great. Carter got us kicked out the cinema though." She smirked at me.
"It was Tyler's fault too.
Plus jaxk had to carry me out the cinema. Something worse could've happened." I tried to justify my behavior.
"Wait who's jack?" Tyrese asked, yet again pausing their GTA game.
"BRO FOCUS" Jay complained.
"No one." I began walking a way until two words came pt of leilani's mouth.

"Her boyfriend."

A/N
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