*warning suicide and sex scene*
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President was walking with their high heal stilletto appropriate-to-the-era yee ol' shoes when he tripped and accidentally pushed a squirrel out of the way of a Toyota Corolla. He was annoyed that what ever broke his stride had made him commit such a act of kindness. As he got up he realized he was being RECORDED!!! Before he knows it he was famous. Everywhere had his yee ol' name written on it: "6'0 handsome man saves squirrel from angry vegan". Ugh it was such a pain being so handsome that everyone was recording your every move. So yeah he was kinda famous 🤪
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Yo I wanna thank my biggest fan I_want_c***** (blurred for privacy 🤭)
For reminding me about this fever dream (the notifications of u interacting with this story brought me back) and don't worry guys I'll be uploading more real soon (10 years)
Xoxo
Gospi Gurl 💋
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Tacones Rojos 😘👠 (IN ENGLISH) (lord farquaad x preminger)
FanfictionTwo powerful men are looking for the same thing; to become king. What they don't know is they'll become the king of each other's hearts. ☆☆☆☆☆ IT WAS LIFE CHANGING I read this and I've suffered the consequences. My wife left me, my kids won't speak...
