wait wuh appen?

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A/N never proof read this because I DONT WANNA! so dont point out mistakes ya goofs

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- PRIV DMS -
POOB: erm
I dont think I understand,,
wat exactly hapned in the gc whil we were gon?

PILBY: uhm
well
a lot..

POOB: so many messages!! D:

PILBY: here.. let me explain what happened ,:o)!!

—A DAY EARLIER...—

WALLTER: hello.

GNARPY: UGH!
my wifi iz not working on the zhip!

MICHE: just land then, goofy!

GNARPY: I cant juzt land!
I never land properly!

MICHE: man
sucks to suck!

GNARPY: grr..

GREG: dont growl
weird ahh

GNARPY: you literally did that like a few dayz ago

MARK: g'mornin!
me n Jim are havin a nice time!

WALLTER: you having fun at golf?

MARK: we ar'!
Jims actually good with a golf club!

GNARPY: I feel like therez an undertone with that mezzage
pleaze dont tell uz it

MARK: he's also actually good with his hands

GNARPY: fuckz zake

WALLTER: god, you just love pestering me, dont you?

MARK: am I not allowed to talk about my friends now?

WALLTER: I dont care what you talk about.

MARK: he's takin me back ta his after this!

WALLTER: oh, sure he is.

MARK: why d'ya think he wouldn't?

WALLTER: I'm sure Jims tired of your nonsense by now.

MARK: we've only been out for a few hours.
Plus, I've worked with Jim for a while! He knows me.

WALLTER: is that so?

MARK: you bet your scarf it is!

WALLTER: I'm sure Jim doesn't know certain things about you.

MARK: oh?
like what?

GNARPY: thiz iz getting weird
guyz 😥
can theze old men juzt get back together plEAZE
and leave uz out of it!

PILBY: gooooood morning!:o)

GNARPY: WORM!

PILBY: caterpillar
hello Gnarpy :o)

GNARPY: greetingz Pilby!
dont zcroll up

PILBY: why not?
oh
eugh

MARK: we didn't do anythin weird?!

PILBY: I cant look at you the same..

GNARPY: Markiplier and Wallter white need to ztop
uh
livibg I think!

WALLTER: stop living?
I'd rather continue living!

GNARPY: ughh
why
you're bald, Zeebloing!

WALLTER: what does that mean?

BIVE: I HAVE A
Gfrienfd.
that speaks gnarpy

WALLTER: you do?

GNARPY: WHAT?!

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