F M L [Seventeen]

Dark Humor and Deviled Eggs

It took them 2 days to get everything unpacked, settled, and decorated in their new apartment. "I swear I'm going to be so mad if we have to move again. That took way too long!" Jeonghan huffed as they threw out the last moving box.

"Stop letting people move in, and maybe we won't have to." Joshua teased as he threw his arm around his best friends shoulder.

"Don't worry, I'm just kidding." He added as Jeonghan playfull rolled his eyes as they took the elevator up to their floor.

"Babe? You've been staring at the fridge since we left to go dispose of the boxes." Jeonghan laughed as he patted his boyfriends shoulder.

"Yeah but I'm trying to find what we should have for dinner, because as much as I love your pasta, I think my stomach might give out if I eat pasta for the 3rd day in a row." Seungcheol laughed as he placed a kiss on Jeonghan's cheek.

"Fair enough." Jeonghan laughed as he hopped onto the kitchen counter. "So what's your game plan?" He teased.

"Ugh, I give in." Seungcheol said, grabbing his keys, wallet, shoes, and jacket. "I'm heading to the store. Does anyone want to come?" He called out.

"Nope." Jeonghan and Joshua say at the same time, laughing at each other right after.

"Woozi is sleeping, The8 is probably ignorning you, and I refuse to move from this couch." Jun annocunded from the couch.

"Oh, I'll come!" Hoshi burst out his room. "Let me get my shoes!" He added.

"Okay, while you do that, everyone make a list of things you want to get." Seungcheol said, passing around a piece of paper and pen.

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"I shouldn't have suggested a list." Seungcheol said in horror.

It wasn't the fact that he was shopping for 7 people. Sure, that was a challenge, but thankfully, he had Hoshi to help him check off the items.

No, the problem was PAYING for grocies to feed 7 people!

Seungcheol watched the total price rise with every swipe. "Holy shit dad's going to kill me." S.coups gasped as he checked the price.

(I have no idea why I called him S.coups here, I hardly address him as his stage name, but I left this in here because I found it funny)

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When they got back to the apartment complex, Seungcheol sent the group chat a text, making all their roomates come downstairs to help them.

"Holy shit that's a lot of food!" Jeonghan said. "How much did you even spend?!" Jeonghan asked as Seungcheol tiredly handed over the receit.

"HALF of this is because of HIM!" Seungcheol pointed at Hoshi before turning to Woozi.

"Why does he even want this much Kimchi?!" Seungcheol asked, motioning to the 2 giant bags filled with Kimchi.

"Oh yeah... I should've warned you about that. But Hoshi eats it with EVERY meal." Woozi chuckled.

"He better be with how much I just spent on it!" Seungcheol said with a sigh.