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Human Stories (Starlo/North Star x Reader)

Art credit: Lizzymun on Deviantart! 

Warnings for this chapter: Drinking (all characters mentioned are of legal age... What is the legal drinking age in the Underground...? do we want to know-), flirting. Hard core flirting. Also reader is sassy.  

Enjoy!

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How the Hell you ended up in this situation was beyond you. 

You were exploring the desert with your closest... Compatriot? You weren't sure you could call them a friend because she abandoned you when you went careening off a waterfall and to your certain death. 

Which didn't happen so she could be grateful for that but STILL. 

It was hot. Duh. And you had been left alone to explore a whole vast ocean of sand AND a mine for gemstones. All by yourself! You would be sure to give Martlet a negative review on whatever the Royal Guards version of TripAdvisor is. 

Luckily you were able to meet back up with her, giving her a piece of your mind before hugging to make up. 

Flowey wasn't too pleased with that. 

But before you could rest, you had been snatched up by a group that calls themselves the Feisty Five. Feisty indeed they were to have literally grabbed you by the waist and hauled you over the shoulders of the biggest guy, Ed you think his name is. 

Though the cowboy looking one insisted there was a silent 'J' in their name... Somewhere... 

You didn't have much time to reflect on their comedic timing as they carried you off to a building that looks like a saloon of some kind. You were gently slammed down onto a barstool that had been placed at the center of the stage towards the back of the one roomed building. 

Ed left after dropping you off. That was not your favorite Uber experience. 

"Ahem," the tall cowboy dressed monster next to you cleared his throat, causing the crowd around the two of you to erupt into ear splitting cheers and screams. It was not pleasant. 

"Settle down, settle down," the monsters deep southern drawl echoed over the cries of the peanut gallery sitting above in the pews. 

"WE LOVE YOU, NORTH STAR!" Some random monster from the crowd shouted causing the monster near you to pose and blow a kiss in their general direction. 

"An' I love YOU, random citizen!" North Star, you learned, responded before regaining a serious air. 

"Now what I've got for ya today is a bit different from other days. Yes, I am the Sheriff of this town. An' as the sheriff, I make the laws. So first things first, y'all will be kind to this here newbie, ya'hear?" The audience made different noises of agreement to this. 

A monster who was sat at the bar closest to the stage turned to you. Their eyes widened in shock before returning to a neutral expression. 

"Good, good. What I'm aboutta tell ya may shock ya. The person ya see next to me ain't no monster, they're a real human!" The audience gasped in shock at North Stars words. Clearly the monsters in the Wild East haven't seen many humans before. 

The monster at the bar you noticed earlier moved to rest their head on their paw. 

"Quiet, quiet!" North Star silenced the room once again. His words sure do have a lot of power here. "Now I've done my research. I'm somewhat of a human expert, ya know," he turned to you at that sentence, nudging your side. You smirked, rolling your eyes, letting him push your body around as if it was made of jelly.