yes sir // dnf

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George's pov:

We were on our way back and sapnap was cuddled up in the back in a blanket dream kept for me but he said sapnap could use it

Sapnap was asleep, snoring like a pig. How he didn't wake us up last night i don't know

"I don't know how karl can deal with that" dream chuckled as he rubbed my hand, we were speaking softly just in case we wake up daddy pig

"Karl has told me he can sleep through it like a baby, I was only able to cause I'm partly deaf but that's a joke no man snores like that" I chuckled turning my head to make sure he wasn't chocking on his own snores

"he's like a big baby" dream chuckled and I started laughing, he was infact a big baby. He was curled up on the back seats like a baby.. "also I have something set up for him"

"Oh god what?" I muttered looking over at dream with a smirk, he had a smug face but didn't look at me for safety

"Well this wasn't my choice this time but techno has already said that karls not doing well without sapnap and we can't have that happen can we so when we get home and put on something a bit nicer, we're going to pick up a karl aswell and he's coming with us for a double date" dream explained and my jaw dropped

"Have my babies" I uttered out, my eyes wide as the man started chuckling

"Anytime baby" I placed his finger under my chin and made me closer to him before he quickly kissed my cheek

"I mean it might be a bit hard though.. do you think you could get pregnant?" I asked, tilting my head at him

"Hmm I don't think so no.." he chuckled "we can always think of adoption at some point though" he offered

"Yeah I guess that's for the best, I wouldn't want our kid to be as abnormally large as you" I joked, staring at him waiting for a response

"Yeah and I guess having a child that might come out a convict isn't too great either.." he replied back, smug of his answer but not showing it until I turned but I still caught it in the corner of my eye

"Wow low blow.." I pretended to be sad, placing my hand on my heart and dramatically falling backwards, acting as if he'd killed me

"Drama queen" he slowly yet his hand go down to my thigh and squeezing slightly

"I am not a drama queen.." I rolled my eyes with a grin "Your beautiful"

"Mm I hear that alot from you and I keep telling you to behave, not infront people" he spoke and I tilted my head, a grin and a squint showing up on my face

"As if you don't love it" I held my head up quite happy, it was so strange to feel like this. The only thing more addicting then this is coke

"so we get home get dressed, i bring karls suit with us he gets dressed in the car and we go have a nice meal" dream informs with a grin

"karls getting dressed in the car" i heard a voice behind me.. did he wake up to karls name?

"no sap go back to sleep bud" dream reolied in a soft voice with a smile in his voice "were almost home" he added before looking backwards quickly

"ok love you" he spoke and yawned, curling back up into the blanket

"love you too sap" i replied and leaned back, placing a hand on his leg as i rubbed it gently

as i thought he was going to sleep he spoke again

"I said i love you, you lanky twink" sapnap speaks up again, staring down my boy as if he threatened to kill his family

"me?" dream question as i chuckled and sat back up, the boy looked confused but also laughed

"yes dumbass, i dont tell many people i love them and mean it. say it" sapnap demanded

"ok im sorry.. i love you too sap"

"good now be quiet and please dont have sex while im sleeping" he spoke and i chuckled

"i dont know sapnap.. ive just been needing a lanky twink right now" i smirked gripping dreams thigh

"ew ok ok im going to sleep!" He exclaimed before curling up again

"good sap" dream smiled and slapped my leg making me laugh "you behave or you dont get this lanky twink again"

"ever again?" I raised my eyebrows quite amused

"yes ever again. Shut up" dream demanded and pulled his hand away from me "your so lucky your pretty"

"and your lucky saps in the car.."