Chapter 13: Si Vis Pacem, Parabellum

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Unicron....is coming-!

[P A U S E  N O  D I D D Y]

Extermination Day.....is coming.

Charlie and Vaggie were back in Hell after a failed mission to convince Heaven of the idea that Sinners can enter Heaven through redemption.

Vaggie, Blue, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk were all sitting in the hotel's lounge, discussing Vaggie's revelation that she is in fact....a fallen angel.

Niffty: So, like where are your wings?

Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have-

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Vaggie: Any other questions?

Blue: Why are you a fallen angel?

Vaggie: Because I spared a demon child and payed the price

Blue: Oh....I think you did the right thing

Vaggie: I'm not surprised you think that.

Husk: I got a question. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just-

Angel Dust: Liars?

Vaggie:....Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

Alastor: Hmm.

Blue: Did you come up with a plan?

Alastor: I did, don't mention I'm gone

Alastor vanishes into black smoke, and finds Charlie in her bed, she was under her covers, softly crying while Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with tissues. Alastor smiles and approaches her bedside.

Alastor: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastor.

Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

Charlie emerges from the covers, annoyed at Alastor's comments.

Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.

Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her.

Alastor: Who's joking?

Charlie is spooked, she then jumps and falls off of the bed.

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

Alastor repositions himself on his stomach and begins kicking his legs in the air while listening to Charlie.

Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse...

Charlie tears up, then she stands and paces back and forth.

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