Doctor Who: Where's My Sonic 4 The Masters' Plot

The Masters' Plot

Where's My Sonic? 4 The Masters' Plot

    "Just once or twice it's good for your soul! If you don't stop you'll lose control! Just once or twice it's good for your soul!"
    These lyrics, these thoughts were the only things that inhabited the minds of many villains. A conglomeration of evil. A team of terribleness. A gang of the grossest and most vile cretons in the known universe.
These thoughts and nothing more.
When Bobby Hill approached the coffee machine in his backyard he was beginning to think these things too.
It was weird. He got up this morning, looked out the window, and there it was! A coffee machine was just sitting in the Hill's backyard.
Bobby, being the inquisitive teen that he was, had to investigate. He quickly put some clothes on and headed out the back door. To his surprise when he left the house he swore he could hear singing.
"Pictures of you..." the song sang. "It's just pictures of you with a knife in your hand. With a rose in your teeth lying nude in the sand. It's just pictures of you, standing high on a cliff. With the wind in your hair, and a smile on your lips."
Bobby couldn't get the singing to stop, as hard as he tried, there was still no luck.
"Pictures of you..."
Bobby wanted to go and get his dad, but he also didn't want to wake him. It was still early in the morning and Bobby knew that his dad needed his beauty sleep. One often does when selling propane and propane accessories.
Bobby also didn't want his dad to know why he was up so early anyways. It would have taken a lot of explaining... and would lead to the scheduling of many therapy sessions.
As Bobby got closer to the coffee machine the music seemed to change back to his original tune.
"Just once or twice it's good for the soul!"
Bobby was confused. He looked at the thing before him in confusion. There appeared to be a place to insert money to get a drink.
Bobby, being the fatass that he is, quickly searched his pockets for some spare change. By some grace of luck he had the exact amount needed for his favorite drink, an expresso with fourteen shots of caffeine.
As Bobby pulled the money out and stuck it up to the machine the music seemed to get a little louder. Food was on the mind right now, therefore nothing could stop Bobby from putting his money into the thing and getting his desired caffeinated drink.
So thinking of nothing but food Bobby put his money into the machine and stepped back.
Nothing happened.
"What the?" Bobby said as he looked at the machine.
Still nothing occurred. It was as if he had not even put his money into the machine at.
Bobby then for the first time studied the machine. He looked it over. It looked like an ordinary coffee machine. The brand name on the top was weird. Bobby had never heard of "Master Coffee" before. However Bobby did not care about the brand name. He only cared about getting his drink. Either that or getting his money back.
"Stupid thing!" Bobby yelled as he kicked the machine.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," a voice suddenly said.
Bobby forze.
Without warning the front of the machine slid open as if it were some sort of facade. There was no coffee inside. It wasn't even a coffee machine at all. In fact when the front slid open a white blinding light erupted into the yard.
Bobby shielded his eyes. After a moment the light seemed to dim. When it did Bobby squinted as to try and make out what was going on.
Before him the front of the machine had completely slid open and revealed what looked like a room inside. However the white light was still present making it hard to make out what the room was.
But most terrifying of all was the man that was walking out from the machine.
"Who are you?" was all Bobby could say as the man strutted his way out of the white light and into the zone of comprehensibility.
"I," the figure said, "am The Master, Lord Of Time. You will obey me."
Bobby just froze. He couldn't believe what was happening. The man in front of him was dressed in a black suit with a gray tie. His shoes were neatly polished and his goatee looked blacker and finer than any that Bobby had ever seen on anyone who lived in Arlen.
"Where did you come from?" Bobby asked matter of factly.
The Master scoffed. "Oh you fool. This is my TARDIS." The Master then gestured to his TARDIS. "It is no coffee machine. That is simply the form that I programmed for it to take."
Bobby just stood there in awe. "Why are you in my backyard?"
"Because boy," The Master began, "I am trying to find The Doctor and his feeble companions. When last we met I suffered a humiliating defeat at his hands. Now nothing will give me more pleasure than to see them grovel at my feet before they all die."
Bobby could see that this guy meant business. He was also very frightened. He needed to get out of there and fast.
    "I'll leave you to it then!" Bobby said as he turned to make his leave.
However as Bobby went to go another man stepped out from behind The Master's TARDIS.
Bobby gasped. "Who are you?!"
The other man laughed evilly. "I am The Master, Lord Of Time. You will obey me."
Bobby was star struck. He looked back to the original Master and then back at the new one. The new Master seemed a little younger than the older one. His goatee was still well trimmed and black as ever. So was his hair. But his outfit was a little more puffy than the other's. He wore a sort of nehru jacket with weird white designs on the parts that went up and around his neck.
"But how are you-"
    "Ah you simple boy," The new Master said, "you're so foolish. You'd never understand anyways. Besides, I have work that must be accomplished."
    "And you're only getting in the way," The original Master added.
"Well don't let me hold you up then," Bobby said as he looked over at the porch. It looked like he could make it. Besides, these two were older men. They'd never catch Bobby.
The new Master noticed Bobby eyeing the porch and simled.
Then without warning Bobby bolted for the porch. He ran as fast as possible.
"I love it when they run!" The new Master said as he whipped around and pointed some sort of device at Bobby. Suddenly the tip of the device lit up and Bobby screamed with pain. After a moment, once the screaming stopped and the light had cleared Bobby was no more.
The Master responsible for the act laughed. He walked over to where Bobby had been standing and reached down to the ground. When he came back up he was holding what looked like a doll. It resembled Bobby. It was as if he had been miniaturized.
"What the hell is going on out here!" another voice suddenly called.
Both Masters looked over at the door.
"Bobby, boy I got-dang tell you hwat!" Hank Hill said as he came through the door followed by his wife Peggy and their niece Luanne. Hank suddenly stopped when he saw the two men standing in his backyard.
"I don't know hwat the hell you two are doin' in my backyard but I intend to find out!" Hank said. "Where's Bobby?"
"This was your son?" The Master said as he looked at the doll in his hand.
"Hwat the?" Hank said as he noticed what The Master was holding. "Bobby?"
The Master sneered. "Well he was Bobby. Hardly the best if he is what evolution has managed. I can't imagine you'd be any better."
"Hwat have you done?!" Hank said as he approached The Masters.
"Hank please be careful," Peggy said as she followed him.
Luanne just stood at the porch. She couldn't bring herself to move. "Be careful Uncle Hank!"
"I have done only what is necessary," The Master said as he threw little Bobby to the ground. "Personally I think this is necessary for your entire kind."
"Who are you?" Hank said as he was now almost face to face with The Master.
"I am The Master," The original Master said as he moved next to his counterpart.
"And I am The Master," The other Master said.
Both Hank and Peggy looked from one man to the other. They looked kind of the same, but they weren't the same person. Or at least they didn't think they were.
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" Hank said as he suddenly went to throw a punch. But when he slammed his fist down The new Master grabbed his hand from midair. He then twisted it around until he heard a bone crack.
Hank gasped out in pain.
The new Master then threw Hank to the ground in front of his counterpart.
Peggy screamed.
The new Master suddenly pointed his weapon at Hank and pressed the button. A horrible light flashed and when it cleared Hank was but a doll as well.
Peggy screamed again.
Luanne watched in terror as The Master pointed his device at her aunt and opened fire. Before Launne knew it Peggy was a doll too. She felt sick.
The new Master reached down and picked up his toys to admire his handy work. "This is only the beginning. I don't care how many small and insignificant lives we must take! We will find The Doctor and destroy him!"
"I agree," The original Master said.
"I'm going to throw up," Luanne croaked.
The Masters suddenly looked up and noticed her. They both simled.
Launne swore that she could vaguely hear some sort of music before she screamed.