The Countryhumans Trio

Golf With The Countryhumans

The UK was busy relaxing on his front porch in a hot summers day. 

It was the middle of Summer and he had nothing else to do so he just sat their with a Cup tea in hand.

"Ahhh this is the life." He said with a smile 

No plans, No life threatening adventures no having to deal with the USSR or The Ottomans just Britan sitting on on a chair reading a news paper with a nice warm cup of tea in his hand, life could not be better. 

"NOISE IS CALLING PICKUP PHONE, NOISE IS CALLING PICK UP PHONE!!!" 

And just like that it got worse. 

The Uk sighed as it took out his phone mumbling "I leave my phone on a table for 5 minutes and they change my ringtone to this."

*Click.*

He put the phone to his ear as he said "What do you two want this time." 

"Hello comrade." He heard the Soviets "How are you doing." 

"I was doing fine until you called." The UK said "What do you want this time."

"Well i just picked up the Ottomans and me an him have been thinking we haven't really been hanging out much this last couple weeks you know." The USSR said 

"Didnt we hang out like two days ago...you know when we went to that pub, we saw uhhhh Sweden their and you two got into a drunken brawl over fucking Minecraft or Somthing The Ottomans tried to hook up with a wall and i got depression for like 50 minutes after realising i chose you two as my best friends." Britain said 

"Oh yeah." The Soviets said "Any way back to what i was saying we were talking and i said we should trying going golfing, you know just the 3 of us like normal and good old trio adventure."

Britain was silent as he gave a simple deadpanned stare. 

"Britain." The USSR said 

"What's the motive here." The UK said 

"What??" The Soviet Union said 

"What's your motive, you never do Somthing like this unless you want to prove Somthing, so what's the fucking motive." The UK said 

Thier was another short moment of silence before the USSR said. 

"Would you belie me if i said i just wanted to something fun with you two."

"No." Britain said 

"If i wanted to make some memories." The Soviets said 

"No." Britain repeated 

"If i wanted to do it out the kindness of my heart." The USSR said 

"Not in a million fucking years would i belie you wanted to do Somthing out of the kinds of your heart." The UK said "What's the fucking motive soviet."

"Okay fine." The USSR said "I wanted to prove to you and the Ottomans that im the greatest gold player out of the 3 of us and that you two suck hairy ass cheeks." he explained 

"I fucking knew it." The Ottomans shouted in thew back ground 

"Fuck you sleepy Otto!!" The Soviets yelled 

"Ahh so you want me to move away from relaxing morning to play with you two idiots." The UK said  

"Uhhhh yeah." The Soviets said 

The UK put a finger on his chin before saying "Let me a give think,uhhh fuck no!!" 

"Oh come on on Baddy Britain." The USSR said "Its just gonna be the 3 of us, I'll try not to destroy you to much in the game."