The Trio sped through the Burning City at Top speed Bullets flying around hitting the car on all angles as people slaughtered each other across it.
"THIS IS FUCKING INSANITY!!" The UK "Why do People vote for this shit every fucking year and why dose America Allow this shit"
"Beacuse your son is a fucking idiot and you didn't beat him enough as a child." The Ussr Responded as he swerved out of the way of some debri "Now he's a fucking man child with a love of guns and the biggest army on the planet."
"Hey it ain't my fault my son turned out a a disappointment..France Spain and the Netherlands wouldn't let me teach the fucker some manners as a kid." Britan said
"Yeah a fucking lot of good that did for the world." The Soviet's said driving through the road
"Hey guys." The Ottomans yelled from the back firing his MP18 out into the street "Dose someone mind to tell me where the fuck we are going right now."
"Sure thing Sleepy Otto." The USSR said as he continued Driving forward "We are driving into where the fuck will least get us killed."
"And Where's that gonna be." The Ottomans said as an Explosion rocked the side of the car almost hitting them "We're in America and we are not exactly well liked here..especially you."
"I don't fucking know man go to the hills fuckin Red dawn this shit until crap gose back to normal."
"Right, right." The Ottomans said
"Lets also make sure not to go on a wild killing spree shall we" The USSR said as he rammed his vehicle into a purger.
"You say that as you fucking ram some poor bastard sending him flying into the air most likely with some broken bones." The UK said
"Shut up he's a purger that was different." The Soviets said
"Mother fucker we both know you would not care if he was civilian." The Ottomans said
"Fuck the both of you i will kick you out of this fucking car right now and leave you asswipes to defend yourselves."The Soviets said
"Nah if you do im taking you with me." The Ottomans said
"Fucking grab me you break your back trying to pick up toilet paper you sleepy old fuck" The USSR said "Ain't no way your old ass is ever gonna grab m..
"LOOK OUT!!!" The UK screamed in pure panic
"Wait what..what the hell is is i..AHHHHH!!" The Soviets yelled looking forward to see them zooming full speed towards a car
The USSR Tried to swerve out of the way only to slam full force into the Car.
"OW..WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU IDIOT!!" The UK said
"Oh i know what he's doing." The Ottomans said "He's trying to fucking assassinate us so he doesn't have to deal with us anymore, nah i can't believe it."
"Thats not the reason you idiot its beacuse i was to busy arguing with your dumb ass dealing with your fucking antics." The Ussr responded
Then before they could respond The USSR noticed some Purgers fighting and shooting each other with none purgers desperately fighting back with what ever gun they could scavenge up.
"You know what screw it, i need to go let off some steam lets go kill some fuckers." The USSR said as he grabbed his AK 47 and jumped out the car
"Ahh okay we're doing this shit now." The UK said as he and the ottomans got outside
The UK then raised by his Bren placing it agaisnt the hood of the car as he began to fire his Bren Gun at them saying "Sup The Countryhumans are here to fucking murder you for no reason."
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The Countryhumans Trio
FanfictionIn the World of Countryhumans, their exists a Trio, a Trio of Friends who constanly bad mouth, Insult and fight one another but friends anyway, Join the UK, The USSR and the Ottoman Empire in thier wacky adventures....or just playing video games and...