The Countryhumans Trio

The Countryhumans Play A Game Of Uno

It was a Normal day for the Trio as they hung around in the Ottomans house with its old Art and style. 

The 3 meanwhile sat around watching TV as they waited for someone. 

"Man when's he gonna bring his ass over here." The USSR said annoyed

"Calm down you fat bastard." The Ottomans said "It takes a while for him to arrive."

"Fuck you, you dementia ridden prick." The Soviets said 

"Yeah yeah fuck you two asshole." The Ottomans said 

"Oh my god can you two spend like...one second where your not at each others throats...for once?" The UK asked looking at them 

"Sure when sleepy Otto can stop being a fucking prick then yeah." The Soviets responded 

"As if your any better dick head." The Ottomans said 

"Oh my fucking god." The UK said "Lord please let him come now."

As if on cue (Or by divine intervention who knows) the door then began knocking causing them all to turn to it. 

"Come in" They said 

The Door opened as the Roman Empire entered the room. 

"Sup guys." The Romans said 

"Holy shit, Rome we thought you had fuckin died on the way here or some shit." The Soviets said 

"And by we...we mean just him." The USSR said 

"Shut the fuck up Britain."

"Me die..nah you fuckers come for a bit longer." The Romans said 

"Ha." The Ottomans said 

The Romans then walked in before taking a seat on a nearby chair. 

"So what are we doing now lads?" The Romans asked 

"Uhhh..we're still deciding that." The UK said 

"Really..shit." Romans said 

"Uhh...what about Mario Kart." The Ottomans said 

"Nah we played last week." The Soviets said 

"Shit got really heated." The UK

"Hmmm...we can prank China." The Romans said 

"Nah last time he did that he countered it by uploading 56 mega bites of porn to our computers." The Ottomans said 

"France beat my ass for that." The UK said 

"Well he did it for you two...for me he just beat my ass." The Soviets said 

"Oh...then fuck me i guess." The Romans said as they went back to thinking 

Then the UK spoke up "What if we go to the pub again...been a short while since we did that." The UK said 

"Britain we went their last week." The Ottomans said 

"We did" The UK asked "I Don't remember that." The UK said 

"Yeah well that's what happens when you drink yourself into a fucking stupor." The Ottomans said

"Fuck you." The UK said "If it weren't for you assholes making me depressed as shit with your dumbass bullshit..then I wouldn't need to drink my self into a stupor."

"Oh yeah blame us for your crippling alcoholism." The Soviets said 

"Yes i will because it is your fault." The UK said