The USSR was sitting in its living room with a board look on his face and a cigarette in his mouth.
"Fuck me their is nothing to watch now a days." He said board as he scrolled through the Netflix "All the same capitalist garbage."
He continued to scroll through the TV board but found nothing to watch at all.
This annoyed the hell out of the Soviets who found himself board out of his mind and in a fit of rage he threw the remote on the ground yelling .
"GAH THIERS NOTHING TO WATCH!!!" The Soviets yelled before sitting back down with a sigh
He took out his phone saying "I wonder if the lads are busy...if they want to do Somthing."
He went into his texts and Saw the Ottomans and UK
This made him ponder "Should i give the Ottomans a chance......Nah he probably doesn't even know what a TV let alone good channels to watch..let me see if the UK has any good shows."
He then texted to the UK asking
"Ayo Baddy Britan...got anything good i put on the TV..." He asked
A Few moments later he got a responce.
"Bro i dont fucking know...uhhh..try Family Guy or some shit."
Confused the Soviets taxed him saying.
"Dude why are you so hostile right now..the fucks wrong with you."
And soo enough he got a responce saying.
"Its fucking Midnight dude...im trying to sleep." The UK said
"Okay and." The Soviets texted back
"Oh for fuck sake dude just put Family Guy on and let me go to sleep." The UK said
"Okay okay..got it i'll play fucking Family guy." He texted back
He then put his phone down and picked up the remote and typed in Family Guy.
"Been a while since ive watched this fucking show." The Soviets said "Lets see what i missed."
He scrolled through some of the Episodes before finding a very strange one.
"What the hell...why the fuck Dose quagmire hate Brian all of sudden....i mean...last im i checked Quagmire was way worse and is in no position to talk about morality and being a a scum bag piece of shit to anyone to be quite frank with ya." The Soviets said
But with a sigh he rolled his eyes before saying "You know what I'll give it a try i mean..it cant be that bad maybe has bad singing voice or...chews to loud..or he sucks a math let me see how bad is...i mean..whats gonna happen." he said as he started the episode
*30 painful...minutes later.*
The Soivets stared mouth agape in horror and utter disgust at what he had watched...this..crime against nature this..this utter hogwash.
"This...this whole.." The Soviets said trying to form words "This was the biggest load of BULLSHIT...i think ive ever watched." He said in anger
He rose up from his seat and started pacing back and fourth "This whole hate thing is garbage...all of Quagmires points...are things he's not only done but Done 10 TIMES AS WORSE!!"
"I mean talking Brian trying to date Lois, when he's not only done that...but tried to fuck his bests friends daughter the nano second she turned 18!!" The USSR said
"And what's worse, this man has the fucking GAUL..to bring up brains kid when not only dose this man have kids numbering in the 1000s but this man actively runs away from them like their fucking taxes." The Soviets said "And he fucks animals."
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The Countryhumans Trio
FanfictionIn the World of Countryhumans, their exists a Trio, a Trio of Friends who constanly bad mouth, Insult and fight one another but friends anyway, Join the UK, The USSR and the Ottoman Empire in thier wacky adventures....or just playing video games and...
