Toolguns and Grimm: A GMOD X RWBY story

Russian hacker-man activities. (filler meme thing idk mostly canon maybe lmao)

But first! slep. I walk into my dorm and fall asleep on the floor, Very normal for me and then I wake up the next morning.

After getting breakfast I sneakily spawn ChatGPT to code a advanced antivirus and firewall to protect the code, I walk to the CCT tower and go up the elevator. After entering I get a terminal and I insert a USB stick to the terminal and wait for the code to implant itself.

After a few minutes the USB stick ejects itself and I grab it to go back down. Once i get to the elevator I try to press the close door but a Woman appears, The same woman from the group i pointed the direction to.

Red: "Hello again."

Cinder: "Hello.."

Red: "Going down?"

Cinder: "Yes I am."

Red: "Alright then."

I let her enter and the Elevator starts moving, The alward silence is then broken by her... Flirting?

Cinder: "I have to say you look amazing today."

Red: "I have a Mask on."

Cinder: "Your voice is good..."

Red: "I have the ability to change my voice at a moments notice."

Cinder: "Mysterious arent you?"

Red: "Ma'am, I do not condone flirting in this box."

Cinder: "Why not?"

Red: "So you don't contaminate the air in this room."

Cinder: "Ouch.."

The elevator door opens at the bottom floor.

Red: "By the way, *secretly putting a mic on her back by patting her back* I'm not interested in any gender."

Cinder: *Thoughts* "Damnit!" "Well if you say so.."

I just walk off and go back into the dorms. After entering I walk to my desk and start up my PC before taking a shower. Once I went out I entered the password to my PC and went ahead to play Dummies vs Noobs.

(Hi, I'm Ad timeskip! I'm bringing you here Dummies VS Grimm! A goofy little fanfic of a goofy little roblox game. You should read it, Or idk add it to your library or sumthing. Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled shitpost disguised as a story.)

After demolishing the waves of dummies I was tired and just turned off my PC and went to sleep. The next morning I wake up, Hearing a... Banjo? I walk out to investigate and see Jaune getting shot down by Weiss— Not figuratively, just in a way that makes him have a heart ache. (lmao when i wrote that it autocorrected to heart attack.)

Going back inside and getting dressed in a relatively nice, Hoodie, Concealed Vest, Balacalava, Goggles, and Jeans. After doing so I walk out to get breakfast, Reaching the cafeteria I just by a PB&J and walk back to a balcony up in the higher floors eating it, I walk to the window and admire the views of the city.

(yeah, this is a shitpost chapter, Most of it IS canon but it's 2 AM dude im bored as hell and i wanted to write something so, Have this xtra short chapter from a person with such degraded humor that the mere mention of a M32 grenade launcher makes me cackle., Red out."