Hansbin lane (A Hazbin hotel parody)

Chapter 1

(Here's the original material, go watch it, and then watch the actual series since they are pretty fucking good, then come back and read this parody)

10th of January 1980

Another day in Sleepless City after a battle, mysteriously the sirens have been ramping up their small scale attacks and with this some people are starting to suspect that another siren invasion is coming, though the leading governments don't seem to be that agitated with this information, as the eagle union has again reduced their funding for the military, currently rescue operations are ongoing trying to save anyone trapped collapsed buildings while the three siren spy's, Observer, Purifier and Tester look at the everything from their tower, which was the tallest in the world, at the same time Tester is also taking a new phone for her social media while Purifier is texting Cleveland

On the other side of the City, a massive clock building with a timer until a next possible siren invasion had now cutted from 2 years to only a year and an half, and near it a plane was flying, that plane had a person that was afraid of heights do skydiving, they activated the parachute and landed on the middle of the road

Person 1: Oh I'm alive. I'm alive!

But then they get run over a taxi, dying right there

The car continues until an old port, accidentally running over more people

Then Cleveland gets out of the car

Taxi driver: Thanks for the fun time hot stuff.

Cleveland: Yeah yeah listen it's discrete you hear me I can't let it get out I'm offering my services and to randos on the street it was a quick cash crack, got it?

Taxi driver: Whatever you say slut

Cleveland:*mocking* Ouch oh such an insult let me know when you come up with something creative you sack up early package of horseshit, tell the missus that I say hi. *Gives him a playful kiss on the cheeks* She's not coming back.

Then police sirens can start to be heard

Taxi driver: Oh fuck! Maybe I shouldn't be so distracted! Fuck you bye!

Then he speeds off as the police gives chase

Meanwhile Cleveland goes get some drugs from her dealer satisfied she consumes it

But then one of the siren mass produced ships reactivated and started to bombard the city

Cleveland: Aw fuck isn't there any other shipgirl nearby?

She looks around the ocean

Cleveland: Nope, it seems I'm going to get some action again.

And with this she sprints into action getting her rigging and starting to fire at the ship, she then also noticed an old friend coming to also fight it

Cleveland: Oh, I didn't know you also came for the fight?

Atago: You know me.

But underwater another girl was there trying to claim that kill to get the fame and prizes from sinking a siren ship

Meanwhile the Sleepless City news, was preparing to make a new broadcast

Foch: Good afternoon I'm Foch.

Surcouf: And I'm Surcouf. So today we just had another siren attack, but don't worry since everything has already been dealt with and rescue and search missions are ongoing, so if one of your loved ones is missing don't worry as you'll soon know what happened to them.