(Sorry for the long time of waiting for chapter 1, well as you see the first chapter will be the pilot, and the pilot is 30 minutes long, yeah, I'm only half way and it already has 2200 words so yeah, it's still going to take a bit, anyways here is the elite sirens sing Welcome to the internet, from boburnham, it's going to be writen because I don't fucking know how to use AI nor I can make their voices or pay people to make those voices so, this is the best I can do)
Welcome to the Internet, sung by the Elite sirens:
Observer: Welcome to the internet, have a look around, anything that brain of yours can think of can be found, we've got mountains of content, some better, some worse, if none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Observer and Purifier: Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat
Purifier: Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
Tester: There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, haha
Observer: Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Observer: Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy
Purifier: Be horny
Tester: Be bursting with rage
The three: We got a million different ways to engage
Observer: Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside, here's a tip for straining pasta
Tester: Here's a nine-year-old who died
The three: We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
Purifier: And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters of Azur lane fucking each other. *She laughs maniacally* Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks, cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock, they are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more, don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
Tester: See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
The three: Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think, start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer, or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Observer: Here's a healthy breakfast option
Tester: You should kill your mom
Purifier: Here's why women never fuck you
Tester: Here's how you can build a bomb
Observer: Which Power Ranger are you?Take this quirky quiz, Mary sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids,
The three: Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything, all of the time, apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime, anything and everything, all of the time, could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything, all of the time, apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime, anything and everything, all of the time
Observer: You know, it wasn't always like this, not very long ago, just before your time, right before Azur lane fell, circa '59, this was catalogs, travel blogs, a chat room or two, we set our sights and spent our nights, waiting, for you, you, insatiable you, mommy let you use her vPad, you were barely two, and it did all the things, we designed it to do, now look at you, oh, look at you, you, you, unstoppable. *Grins* Watchable. Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew, and if we stick together, who knows what we'll do, it was always the plan, to put the world in your hand
The three start to laugh maniacally
The three: Could I interest you in everything? All of the time, a bit of everything, all of the time, apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime, anything and everything, all of the time, could I interest you in everything? All of the time, a little bit of everything, all of the time, apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime, anything and everything, and anything and everything, and anything and everything, and all of the time
(Anyways, until next chapter)
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FanfictionDecade's after the end of the second siren war, the world was peaceful, the alliance of Azur lane had ended in the 60's and most shipgirls have retired but now with a the chance of a new siren invasion the alliance needs to get revived one more time...
