(Thanks to the one guy who voted so Cheshire will stay, thats all enjoy this chapter)
Enterprise: A long time ago humanity ruled the waves and competiton between superpowers for the control of all the waves was at it's highest, but one day the sirens appeared out of nowhere, more technologically advanced than humans they pushed humanity out of the waves and brought humanity to it's knee's, but then the aliance of Azur lane was born, and with the new shipgirl technology they managed to push the sirens out, but peace couldn't be maintained as ideological differences appeared over the usage of siren technology, and so the Aliance was split between the Azur lane and the Crimson axis, with this the sirens used this split to their benefit, in this war a lot of nations were lost, like the Royal navy and Northern Parliament but when a secret Sakura empire project turn against the whole world the two divided alliances again fought side by side and so the Azur lane was brought to a new golden age but that didn't last long as the alliance died when no further siren attacks happened, for a whole 2 decades no siren attacks happened so the Aliance wasn't needed anymore, but Enterprise CV-6 never lost hope of humanity coming together again and this hope remained and her dream was passed down to her precious daughter, the future leader of the eagle union navy.
She then closed a book called the story of the Eagle union
Enterprise: Don't worry mom. I'll make you proud.
Then Oceana enters the room
Oceana: Enterprise?
Enterprise: Oh shit. Did you hear all that?
Oceana: Uh... Yeah, I was right there.
Enterprise: Sorry. I get pretty worked up after a battle and this story helps.
Oceana: I know. Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay though?
Enterprise: I'm fine, just... thinking ya know family stuff.
Oceana then gets a bit worried, but hides it
Oceana: Did you hear from your mom yet?
Enterprise shakes her head saying no with the head
Oceana: Oof. How long has it been now?
Enterprise: Not that long, only... seven... years... off doing something important, I'm sure of it. But humanity was something she really cared about. And something I care about.
Oceana: Well at least you aren't alone.
Enterprise: I just hope this alliance that I'm trying to make works.
Oceana: It will. I have faith in you. Alright, come on. Hans says he has something to show us.
Hans:*through an ad* Well, hello there you wayward shipgirl. Do you like blood, extreme violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that is why you choose live in sleepless city! But what would you say that there was a place to stay that had none of that? Well then you are welcome to stay at the Hansbin base, a base where you will bearly fight sirens! Founded a week ago by Enterprise's CV-6 daughter USS Enterprise CVN-65! Come and place your faith in humanity's survival on her inexperience hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by trying to save everyone. Here we offer fun things! *He films then cafeteria* Such as somewhat functional staff and 24/7 pest control! Special dorms, and I mean just look at this dock! *He says filming the bearly functional dock* And enjoy some riveting conversations with the only dumbasses living here. WOW! All this and more at the new Hansbin base the new and only base of the reborn Azur lane. The last desperate resistance against the sirens starts here.
He turns off the TV
Hans: So what do you think?
Oceana: Excuse me, but what the fuck was all of that?
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Hansbin lane (A Hazbin hotel parody)
FanfictionDecade's after the end of the second siren war, the world was peaceful, the alliance of Azur lane had ended in the 60's and most shipgirls have retired but now with a the chance of a new siren invasion the alliance needs to get revived one more time...
