[Update! Rosie is now part of our harem!]
Y/N: "Now this!" [Changes into Apothican form]
"Is intriguing!"[As those winged beasts reigned down from the yellow portals a speculation came to my mind, could it be... that the religion started from a man being crucified could have actually been real, in this Universe, of course!]
???: "Die Demon hores!"
Y/N: [Thoughts] "That just reinforces my point!"
???: "Eat spear SQUID DEMON!"
[As the "Angel" said that, I held out my hand to see what these things use to slice through demons as if they were "metaphoric" butter.]
Y/N: "Ma,am I am no demon!"
???: "If you look like a fuckin' you are one now fucking fight already!"
[As she said I simply choked slammed her into various buildings knocking multiple down in the process!]
Y/N: [Building 1#] "Face the wrath of an APOTHICON!"
[Suddenly on building 6# the Angel said something you thought you would never hear.]
???: "Mmm, harder daddy!"
Y/N: [Slows down] "Wait did you say what I think you did?"
???: "Wow look at Mr. Fucking Smarty-pants over here!" [Points to her crotch] "The obvious stain really does expresses my discomfort!" [She says with a sarcastic tone] "Before we do anything what exactly are you?"
Y/N: "That's... A story for another time and place, and what with this fascination over me I don't even know your name?"
Lute: "It's Lute."
Y/N: "Weird name." [Thoughts] "Shit said it out loud!"
[Suddenly Lute tackles you into a nearby alleyway.]
Lute: "Your lucky, you know that! Few have ever been loved by an angel without being one! I don't know what part about it love most about you the mystery or those [Whispers] Tentacles..."
Y/N: "Ok, calm down, we barely know each other and we just me! Take me out to dinner first dear lord!"
Lute: "Sonething can be arranged! You aren't a demon, and there's no rules against bringing visitors in as long they aren't sinners!
???: "Lute were the hell are ya' I'm about to beat your record!"
Lute: "Shit I gotta go! You got a phone number?"
Y/N: "A Pho... Oh you mean those cellular devices? Yea I have one, but I do reckon coming from another... place, isn't good for connection!"
Lute: [Sigh] "Well you can have mine, when you get a phone, call me!" [Hands a sticky note with her phone number on it]
Y/N: "Wait before you leave I want to give you... Let's just say a calling card!"
[Suddenly Y/N motioned for Lute's hand, when she put her hand out he wrapped one of his tentacles around it and a smoke began to form after about a minute Y/N uncovered his tentacle grime her hand revealing this on her palm]
Lute: "What exactly is it?"
Y/N: "The mark of the beast! Usually this signifies a curse I put on a mortal, but in your case this is a blessing!" [Kisses Lute on the forehead] "Now go make whatever god you worship proud!"
[After finishing your sentence Lute runs out of the alley squealing like Richthofen if he got the Wunder Waffe.]
Y/N: "Wow well that one kinky...Angel." [Transforms into human disguise] "I reckon I should update my alternate form to not look so... fragile!"
[Suddenly a blue light appeared followed by it magically disappearing around your face, giving you the looks of a 22 year old human male.]
Y/N: "Ain't that swell!" Even if I'm in another realm my powers are still diminished! I need to spread it rebuild my army!"
[Just then an Imp peeked his head out of a dumpster but stopped when he saw you.]
Random Imp: "Your human?"
Y/N: "No my good sir far from it!" [Walks towards him] "But before you go back to your... nap, I have questions!"
Random Imp: "Such as?"
Y/N: "Who rules these cursed lands?"
Random Imp: "Our queen, though she hasn't been out of her castle lately!"
Y/N: "Second question!" [Pulls out a shard of the Asmodean crystal] "What is this rock of some sort?"
Random Imp: "Nooo way! Where did you get one?"
Y/N: "My question?"
Random Imp: "That's an asmodean crystal! The allow hellborn like me to travel to earth!"
Y/N: "Interesting? That will be all my red friend!"
Random Imp: "Good night or day or whatever time it is!" [Goes back in dumpsters]
Y/N: [Thoughts] "If I could reach earth I can plant 115! It would only be a matter of time until people would come in contact with the substance!"
[Meanwhile in Luci's castle she's seen working on some sort of yellow duck
Luci': "Now presenting the super awesome back flipping duck that breaths fire Version 2.0!"
[Sighs] "Who am I kidding no one w-"[Suddenly a smile appears on her face when sensing an unfamiliar evil in her kingdom.]
Luci': "Someone's not supposed to be here!"
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Female Hazbin Harem X The Shadow Man [On Hold]
Fantasy???: "Futility, a mere pestilence is what I thought of your race but not, not anymore Charlie."