fucked up.

22- mornings

"this shit bussinnn" 

"What do we say??" Katsuki annoyingly teased you like a baby with the big ass cooking spoon. You swatted his hand back.

"thank you monkey"

"Nope!" He hit you with the spoon and shook his head. You dramatically whin in pain.

"AWHO OMG"

"bro yk i didn't even hit you that hard"

"it still hurts coming from my bf" You got up and threw away your trash, Katsuki finished up and threw away his. You got your purse and tested two perfumes on your wrist.

"Katsuki" You called for his attention. He turnt to you with his mouth full.

"ew nigga finish chewing" He rolled his eyes, and roughly chewed on his food. You gave him a stank face waiting for him to finish. Then he flinched in pain, and held his tongue. You quietly laughed. He stared dead at you waiting for you to laugh louder. You straightened up, and walked towards him.

"yeah that's what i thought"

"shut up smell this" Your wrist hovered over his nose as his warm hand wrapped around your arm. He sniffed and jerked back with a disgusted face.

"boi what the hell" You smelled the perfume on the same wrist and it didn't even smell bad.

"ur a drama queen ong, here smell this one" You pulled your other wrist towards his nose, he grabbed and smelled. He nodded and sniffed again. You waited for his response.

"you like it??" He nodded and held his hand out for the bottle. You put the bottle in his hand, he sniffed it then sprayed it once on himself. He twirled his finger around in the air. You spun as he sprayed the perfume around you. You giggled as he random poked your sides.

"quit it!!" You swatted his hand. You put the perfume in your purse then grabbed your keys. He groaned then started to follow you out the door. He smacked your ass on the way out.

"ma daily ass smack" He said rubbing his hand and licking his lips. You looked back and pinched his nose.

"OW"

"get inna the car" You dragged him to your passenger seat, and then got in yourself. You guys rarely drive your car around but when he does get a chance to he always thinks it's the coolest thing ever. He ain't saying it though. You ignore his little bitchy comments and deep down you know he geeking to come in here.

He plugged his phone up to the aux as you pulled out the driveway. As soon as he played a playlist the car bass vibrated the car. You turnt it down some cause you didn't want people looking at you crazy. Katsuki side eyed you.

"Why tf you turn it down"

"Um cause it's too loud"

"Well that's kinda wtf it's for" He said back in a very sassy tone. You yanked your head back in shock.

"Well excuse me Mr. sassy pants"

"Don't make me flip this car over" You looked at him dumb.

"....nigga how tf u gone flip the car over?"

"Imma get out and turn it over, whatchu mean??"

"TUH!" You pulled into the employee's parking out. You stopped the car and then gathered all your stuff. You put down the tiny mirror and put on lip gloss.

"kat i really wish you would flip sum car over" Katsuki scoffed.

"You think I can't? I'll show you bro, I'll definitely give you proof" You rolled your eyes and put your lip products back into your bag.

"No katsuki, I believe you" You sighed.

"Lmk when I can come in, cause I'm don't waiting here for long" You rolled your eyes knowing damn well he would spend the night here if you asked.

"Yeah okay katsuki" You playfully sighed and rolled your eyes. You gave him a peck on the check and then scooted out the car.

"allat ass!! bih can barely get out!!" You flipped him off and then made your way inside.