fucked up.

9- babysitting

You jumped out of your sleep feeling a pain in your stomach and dried throat. You pushed the blankets off of you and crawled across katsuki, shoving your foot in his face in the process causing him to wake up.

"yo wtf!!?"

You covered your mouth and held your stomach slightly crawling to the bathroom. You opened the door, got on your knees in front of the toilet, bent down, and let hell loose. The loose hairs in front of your face you could see above the toilet were pulled back.

"Your lucky i didn't beat your ass. your big ass foot almost broke my fucking nose" He scoffed, and tied your hair up with the nearest rubber band. You weakly giggled which turned into more violent puking.

"Good lord, I thought you could handle your alcohol??" You threw your middle finger up as you saw him walk out the bathroom in the corner of your eye.

Sooner or later, Katsuki came back with medicine, water and strawberries. You smirked.

"I knew you loved me, nigga!!" You threw your arms up and did a lil dance. He placed down the things on the counter sink. Before you could reach for it, he put his hand in front of you.

"eughh, how dare you put your hands on me " You shoved his hand.

"That wasn't what you was saying last night" He grumbled under his breath. You snapped your head towards him, and tilted it.

"What do you mean? What do you mean last night? What happened last night, Katsuki?" You said in a high pitched voice, walking closer to him. He threw his hands up in defense, and shrugged.

"I don't know, What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, What do I mean?"

"Did we fuck last night, Katsuki? Yes or No?" You got closer to his face. He looked you up and down and smirked.

"Mhmm. Round 2?" You looked down at his lips, as you felt his eyes on yours. His hands snaked around you, as you pushed your body weight on him. It was starting to get very hot.

"Not yet, pretty boy." You said as you took the medicine on the counter, and gulped your water down. He very loudly sighed.

"Ouuu, Thanks for the strawberries" You sung, looking through them to find the best ones. You walked out the bathroom as he followed right behind you turning the lights off.

"You need to lay down. You're sick as fuck, and I don't feel like cleaning up your shit" He demanded.

"I literally feel fine" You said walking into your closet, looking up and down for something wear. Katsuki just keep following you.

"Oh yeah?"

"Ye-" He picked you up, walked inside your bedroom and started to spin. You screamed and punched his back.

"Put me down nigga!!"

"Or what?" He mocked you.

"I'm going to actually fucking spit my guts out on you" He laughed, and put you down. You still held onto him, since your head was spinning. He was dying. Teeth showing and all. He was a little shade of pink, and his laugh was cautious. You giggled with your head down.

"What happened? I thought you were so mad at meee" He whined, and poked your ass.

"Shut up" You cheesed, pushing his hand away.

"Come on, Shawtyyy" He grabbed your hand, leading you down stairs. He pulled a chair out from the kitchen island.

"What do you want to eat?" 'HES COOKING FOR ME AGAIN 🥶🥶🥰🥰 IM GOING TO MARRY HIS MAN 😝😝😂😂😂' You smiled, and looked away.

"Bacon, Egg and Cheese Sandwich, Please??"

"Yes ma'am coming up" He pulled pots and pans out.

"Can I help?"

"No, That's the whole reason I put you in the damn chair" You scoffed.

"Well I feel bad just fucking watching"

"Wait! Wait! I forgot something..." He said looking around for something. You raised your eyebrows.

"What did you forget nigga..??"

"To fucking ask" Your face fell straight, He giggled to himself.

"Come on shawty yk that was funny"

"Bro you're not lightskin shut up"

"That don't mean I still can't beat it down"

"Yuck, You make me sick"

"Keep playing, and watch me poison you" You rolled your eyes, and put your head down. You started to fake sniff. He grew silence. Along with that, you started to fake cry. You heard metal utensils drop.

"Y/n, wtf man don't cry im sorry" He started to hug you from behind. You suddenly stopped and jumped onto his back. You wrapped your arms around his neck. Your thighs squeezed his hips. His yelped and gasp for air.

"I am not the one to be messed with, Okay?" You said softly from behind him into his ear. He nodded in approval struggling to breathe. He patted your arm and you let go. You sat back down mentally proud of yourself.

"You my bitch no-"

"Don't fucking push it y/n. you had your big one, and that's it" He started to cook again. You rolled your eyes. You started to scroll on your phone, and wanted to do some funny tiktoks.
You got up and set your phone up. You put the video on 2x and started to dance. You paused it, and set it up again.

"Come on dance with me, Katsuki"

"I'm literally cooking"

"I don't give a fuck"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Fine" You started to video, and grabbed Katsuki hands and started make him dance.

"Yuhh dance!!" You hyped him up, he allowed it with a stank face. As long as you were smiling he didn't care. The video ended and you picked up your phone with a smile watching the video over again.

"We are just so cute" You smiled, walking back to the seat.