Hooooweeeee and we are back on with the dares, and it says on this one: I dare China to hook up with North Korea. Forgot to mention, the dare is from GermsBerlin
Note: So a bit of a misunderstanding and my damn dirty mind working, Imma rewrite this there :)
Me: So they are going on a date, right?
Kuya: Ig
Me: So can you please go get Chi and NK?
Kuya: Np *kidnaps Chi and NK*
Me: Salamat, Kuya!
Nk: 내가 도대체 왜 여기에 있는 거지? (why the heck am I here?)
Chi: I'm asking the same question
Me: You two would be going on...
Kuya: A DATE!
Nk: with this mf!?
Chi: ew
Me: so...off you two go!
*le teleport*
Nk and Chi: *at a random restaurant*
Nk: there is no godam way imma date this guy
Chi: Why not? Just asking, okay?
Nk: because you are stupid, undisciplined, and apathetic
Chi: at least my people are happier
Nk: ...
Chi: and I can feel emotions more often than you do
Nk: ...at least I'm disciplined
Chi: why are you calling me apathetic when you're just a callous, selfish, son of a cow!?
Nk: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Chi: and you have anger issues
Nk: *aNgUrY*
Chi: 😏
Nk: ...You're right...
Chi: huh? You're actually giving in?
Nk: yes.
Chi: so shall we get this over with?
Nk: Eh, the sooner the better
Chi: So...um...
*awkward silence*
Waiter: Is there anything I can get for you, sir, ma'am?
Chi: Ma'am!? Mr. I am a ma—
Nk: A glass of water for me and perhaps a salad for the lady.
Chi: YOU SON OF A—
Waiter: Anything else, sir?
Nk: I'm good, anything for you m'lady?
Chi: Do I look like a woman?
Nk: 예 (yes)
Chi: I swear I will boil you alive
Nk: *unfazed*
Waiter: *goes to get water and salad*
*5 minutes later*
Waiter: here you are, sir and ma'am.
Chi: Correction: sir
Waiter: Oh, sorry sir
Nk: No, no, he's a woman
Chi: I WILL CUT YOUR NECK OFF
Nk: empty threats are nothing
Chi: ...*internally screaming*...
