And we have a dare from AusieCh and since i know how to host a wedding, I'mma be le priest >:D. Forgot to mention, the dare is: "I dare China and North Korea to kiss and get married"
Nk: Lemme ask sth...WHY IS IT ALWAYS HIM *points to China*
Chi: Have you checked the internet!?
Nk: the wha—?
Chi: I forgot, nvm
Nk: No heckin way imma kiss him, not to mention marrying this idiot
Chi: Wdym?
Nk: Check the dare
Chi: *Looks at the dare* HOLY CANOLI
Me: and I am the priest
Kuya: So who's the best man?
Me: *👏*
Rus: ACK— *falls on the floor*
Kuya: THIS is the best man!? *looks at russia*
Rus: Я!? (Me!?)
Me: Да, ты идеальный шафер! (Yes, you're the perfect best man!)
Nk: at least there's something I can accept
Chi: Same
Kuya: Tbh, you and Nk are actually quite compatible...
Nk: a handsome man and an ugly guy? Pft...
Chi: I suppose I'm the handsome one
Nk: No ur the ugly one
Rus: Let's just get the wedding started!
Nk and Chi: NO—
[at Nk's backyard]
Me: *👏*
Wedding stuff: randomly shows up
Kuya: So who's gonna get the wedding dress~?
Nk: NOT IT!
Me: so it's gonna be China, then
Chi: DAMNIT
Rus: go into Nk's house and get dressed, Chi
Chi:
Nk: *pushes him inside*
Chi: ACK—
Nk: Go get dressed
Me: You too, North, get in there *I toss the tuxedo* and Kuya, can you send out the message?
Kuya: *texts Nk and Chi's family*
Chi: *comes out in the wedding dress* 我讨厌这个... (I hate this...)
Rus: damn you're a femboy
Nk: *comes out and sees Chi* 와...(wow...) *smol smile*
Me: OoooooOoOoOooOooo~
Kuya: Mukang nahuhulog siya~ (looks like he's falling~)
Me: Oo (yes)
Rus: Что? (What?)
Me: Ничего~...(nothing)
Rus: *looks at Nk [who is smiling a little] and Chi [who is pouting]* Неважно... (never mind)
Kuya: What did I tell you, sis? Compatible
Me: Yup :3
Rus: *stands by the lectern with the rings*
Me: *stands at the lectern* this is gonna be good
Sk (+Japan) and Chi's family: *comes*
Sk: 형제!? (Brother!?)
Hk and Macau: 哥哥!? (Older brother!?)
Hk: 為什麼穿著裙子？ (Why are you in a dress?)
Chi: 因为......这是我的婚礼...... (Because it's my wedding)
Macao: 可是，你係男人 (but you're a boy)
Chi: 屎... (sh*t)
Sk: *hugging Nk* 나는 당신이 정말 자랑스러워요 (I'm so proud of you) *cries tears of joy*
Nk: *pushes Sk off* I never wanted you to come
Sk:
Japan: *le hiss at Nk*
Nk: *unfazed*
Me: Everyone sit down and Rus, Nk & Chi, get in your places
Kuya: *sits down and plays le piano* 🎹
Chi: *holds the bouquet and walk down the aisle*
Hk: *Watches eagerly*
Macao: 我係好興奮！(I'm so excited!)
Chi: *arrives at the lectern where Nk stood*
Nk: *secretly blushing~*
Chi: *notices something off about Nk*
Kuya, me and Rus: *goes through the stuff*
Chi and Nk: *give their vows*
Me: May this marriage be sealed with a kiss >:3
Chi and Nk: ...
Hk: 哎呀... [ai yaa]
Sk: I thought this was a wedding
Chi: *makes his eyebrows go up and down*
Nk: I hate you, h0e *kisses Chi*
Me and Kuya: YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
Rus:
Chi:
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