Back from camp and the first thing I do is this. Honestly, it's been a long while since I've done this. Anyhoo, the dare is from BevelynGuache3 . And the dare is "I dare Russia to carry Philippines in a bridal and kiss him in the lips in front of America."
Kuya: this is not gonna go well
Me: Yeah, no, lemme just change Philip into a boi first since she's a he in this occasion.
Phil (boy): Hey, Kuya Rus, Joe
Rus: yeah pipsqueak?
Ame: Waddup Mahal—WHOA UR A BOY!
Phil: I know, but anyways do u wanna play a game?
Rus: Sure, like, why not?
Ame: what game?
Phil: idk what this game is called but we have a really big rug here and we need to turn it over without using our hands
(This is the game I did at camp and I had to carry my roommate :,) just imagine 8 people on a 1 meter x 1 meter rug doing this)
Ame: the objective seems hard tho
Rus: It's possible
Phil: *places the rug*
Mal and Indo: *spawns outta nowhere* GAMES >:3 wait- why is she a boy?
Phil: no idea :3
Rus: let's just play already
*Everybody steps on the rug and play until the rug is ridiculously small (imagine it with a lot of screaming)*
Phil: I don't think we have anymore space to move
Rus: we need to remove someone from the ground *carries Phil the bridal style*
Ame: HEY! HE'S MINE!
Mal: *falls*
Indo: *catches him while Mal* don't you dare mess this up from us you, bish
Mal: *uses Rus's head for support*
Rus: *kissed Phil because he is pushed by Mal*
Ame: RAHHHHH ANAJQKQKANMQQLAPSLANQNQHZUSYQHHA
Phil: (⺣>﹏<⺣)
Rus: *backs off*
Ame: *throws a punch*
Rus: *dodges and lets Phil down* Another fistfight? This is the twenty-seventh time of the day, Ame
Ame: AT LEAST I HAVE A REASONABLE REASON FOR THIS FIGHT!
Phil:
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Mal: whoopsie daisy...
Indo: stoobid son of a cow *slaps him on the back of his head*
Mal: ow
Indo: you okay Phil?
Ame and Rus: *having a fistfight*
Phil: Nope
Mal: ur so red ngl, but it's okay
Indo: Mal, she—i mean he, just got kissed by someone who isn't his boyfriend. HOW IS THAT OKAY!?
Meanwhile Ame: I SWEAR I WILL—
Rus: Yeah? Can you just listen for a damn moment!?
Phil: yall stop please
Rus and Ame: *keeps fighting*
Indo: MALAYSIA KUALA LUMPUR! GET YO BUTT IN THERE!
Mal: OKAY! Geez... *goes up to the 2 idiots*
Ame and Rus: *kindergartenly fighting*
Mal: *sighs* I'm sorry and I was the one who accidentally pushed Rus's head.
Phil: yeah, so please stop, Joe
Indo: You should choke Malay instead of Rus honestly
