We have a dare from NgcHanDuong018 and yet again it's for Poland and Germany. It says: "I dare Poland to turn into a child, then Germany has to take care of his for 24 hours."
Me: so lemme work mah magic
Kuya: oh, brother...
Me: *BiBiTy BobiTY BoO*
Pol: *le child*
Ger: *just comes in* Hey guys, have you seen my—
*stares at polish child*
Ger: Is this Poland?
Pol: Tak? (Yes?)
Me: So ur gonna take him home
Kuya: and take care of him for a day
Ger: o...kay...? So let's go, Liebste—I mean Poland. *Takes child home*
Pol: OooOoOoooOOoooO
Ger: So what time is it? *looks at watch: quarter past 7* ah yes, dinner time
Pol: Więc co mam zrobić jeszcze raz? (So what do I do again?)
Ger: Pardon?
Pol: Co ja robię? (What do I do?)
Ger: Can you...speak in English?
Pol: Co? (What?)
Ger's thoughts: did he not speak in English when he was a child!?
Ger: I said: can. You. Speak. In. English. Please?
Pol: Język angielski!? Nie wiem (English!? Idk)
Ger: Oh shi—
*opens google translate*
*presses the sound button* (it's time for dinner)
Pol: Ah w porządku (Oh alright)
Ger: *Goes to the kitchen to cook Käsespätzle*