Dare 20

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We have one from CatnapSurvivor and the dare is for the Russian boi. "Russia, I dare you to finish the date".

Rus: Omfg—

Ame: And we better do it quickly

Rus: why? Pipsqueak?

Ame: yup

Martial: You will never be forgiven *overprotective brother stare*

Del: *Has the tsinelas*

Ame and Rus: oh fu—

Me: *teleports them before getting hit*

Martial and Del:

{At the restaurant/outside where Russia jumped out on}

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{At the restaurant/outside where Russia jumped out on}

Ame: Wha— *sitting on the table*

Rus: ACK— *falls outside*

Ame: •_•

Rus: So I gotta go and COMPLETE the damn 'date'!?

Ame: so all I gotta do is wait for Ruskie

Rus: *comes back inside* I can't believe this is happening

Ame: I guess my date is back

Rus: *sits down* So you got refund from last dare?

Ame: Sadly, no

Rus: LMFAO

Ame: wdym? I'm an actor, I'm hekin rich

Rus: who asked

Ame: Why are you listening if you don't know who asked?

Rus: *mutters* Ты мудак (you asshole)

Ame: pardon?

Rus: are you bri•ish

Ame: Sorry? There, happy?

Rus: Just shut up and get this over with

Ame: Ugh

Rus: *calls in a waiter*

Waiter: I thought you left—

Rus: grrrrrr

Waiter: Okay, what will be ur order

Ame: same as last date

Waiter: Y-yes *goes to the back*

{a few gawky minutes later}

Ame: Soooooooooo

Rus: don't. Even. Talk. *takes out phone for spotify*

Ame: so what song?

Rus: my friend, China, loved this song

Ame after the song: 💀

Rus: oh look our order is here

Ame: WHAT DID THAT DAMN PHONE JUST CALL ME!?

*Yeets it outta the window*

Rus: BRO WTF MY PHONE

Waiter: Holy shi—

Rus and Ame: *le arguing*

Ame: listen, I didn't want to be here and neither did you, right?

Rus: Now we're on the same page

Ame: so shut up, drunk-ass

Rus: After you, fat-ass

Ame and Rus: *eating race*

Ame: heh, first

Rus: That just shows how much of a pig you are

Ame: so does this mean the date is done?

Rus: I call it done, cya *walks out*

Ame: wait ur gonna leave me with the bill!?

Waiter: the bill *hands it over*

Ame: frick you








Note: sorry it took a while cuz I had to go smwhere and do a butt ton of math and Chinese exercises :,)

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