Regretevator shit

Chemicals

(Not requested) 
(SPIVE 4 EVER)

Split was chilling in the elevator,thinking of new puns to tell anybody and everybody she met. She thought of a few that she really liked and a few she didn't,can't be picky though.

She felt the elevator come to a stop,she looked at the doors,wondering what (or who) could be on the other side,the elevator doors opened slowly as her gaze met with anothers.

Whoever was on the other side,quickly ran in the elevator and stood in the corner. Split noticed them shaking slightly and decided to try and lighten the mood with an unfunny pun.

She clears her throat to catch the other person's attention,which worked,and began to speak.

"What should you do when you see a blue banana?"

Split pauses for comidic effect but then Bive interupted her pun,how rude.

"DO NOT EAT IT,IT COULD HAVE BEEN DRUGGED!!"

Bive shouted,though she didn't mean to speak that loud.

Split was slightly confused of why she took it seriously but continued with the joke anyways.

"No silly,you try to cheer it up!"

...

Silence.

"Aw c'mon,I found that pun very aPEALing!"

Bive pauses for a bit before laughing slightly. Split smiles,happy to have a sucsessfull pun for once,So she continues.

"If a man has five apples in one hand and ten bananas in the other, what has he got?"

Split pauses again,waiting for Bive to respond.

"He would have 15 fruits in total?"

Bive said,lowering her voice a bit. Split shook her head and giggled

"He's got massive hands!"

Bive smiles and chuckles slightly,Split noticed Bive's canine-like teeth and becomes interested in her 'strange' features (Such as being almost completely made of black fur).

"You've got some nice chompers there,mind if I take a closer look?"

Bive tilted her head slightly from Split's odd request but nods anyways.

Once Split got the okay from her,she walks closer to bive and looks at her for a moment before petting her with one of her hands.

"Oh my gosh! you're so fluffy!"

Bive blushes slightly at her sudden action but doesn't do anything about it,not yet anyways. Split then holds her hands and notices she had paws,like an animal would. She decides to comment on this.

"We both have paws,see?"

Split holds her hands up to Bive,she smiles and pauses for a moment before continuing.

"Guess that makes us both PAWsome!"

Bive blushes more at Split's cute behavoir,she then feels a stange feeling in her own stomach,she thinks for a moment. 'She's putting chemicals in my mind'; Bive thinks to herself,she was about to say something before they both heared the elevator stop and open slowly.

Sadly,it was Split's stop (Don't ask me where). She waved to her new friend and left the elevator,leaving bive alone with her thoughts.



After a moment,Bive then burries her face in her hands and blushes.

"WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO ME,WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HER!!-"

(454 Words)