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An 'Unpleasant' Experience

(Art made by me :D)
(Ima goofy goober)

Unpleasant was just hanging around Infected's apartment as it usually does. It was super bored and had nothing interesting to do. It had just finished watching all the Skibidi toilet episodes that are out right now and it ate the only pet around this hell hole so it wasn't gonna be entertained like that. It sighs with boredum,leaning back in its bed.

It would then suddenly perk up,it knew what to do,it was going to go rent a movie and watch it! It quickly gets up off its bed and puts on its Crocs before 'borrowing' some cash from its roomies's bedroom. It grabs the keys to the apartment and zooms out the door.

Currently,Unpleasant didn't have a car,nor did it have money to afford one,so it had to walk to the nearest gastop. It walks on the sidewalk,shading its eyes with its hand from the bright sunlight. Dear god,why does it have to be so fuckin bright out man :(. 

On its way there,it decided to take a short-cut through a  totally not sketchy alleyway. While walking through that alleyway,a weirdo pops out from one of the many dumpsters,scaring the living shit out of Unpleasant.

"Say kiddo,lookin' for somethin' interestin' to do on this fine day?" The mysterious figure questions,cocking their head to the side.

"Sure,I have nothing better to do..." It replies,shrugging with one of its shoulders.

"Well- I've got juuuuust the stuff for you...hehehhhh.." The strange man dives back into their dumpster before coming back out with a small,brown,bag that appears to be made of yarn. They then hold it out to it,a big grin on their face.

"Go on,don't be shy- Take it..." The man shoves the small bag closer to it,their smile growing uncomfortably large. "I insist..."

Unpleasant was very uncomfortable (rightfully so),so it just decided to grab the back and continue its way to the nearest gas station,although it was sprinting a bit just in case the strange man came after it.

Soon after this event,it made its way to a 'gas stop' (I know creative name BUT ITS A REAL GASTATION-). It walks over to the Redbox and pulls out Infected's wallet and 'borrows' a few bucks. Unpleasant slips a few bucks into a red machine and waited impatiently for his goddamn movie.

After a minute or two,the disc finally popped out of the slot and fell right on the fucking concrete. Unpleasant sighed and knelt down to pick it up. It felt a jolt of pain go through its legs as it squatted down (fucking leg cramps). It almost loses balance but manages to grab the disc and stand back up before it can collapse,great success. 👍

And then it limps its way home because its legs hurt to fucking much to walk normally

[~TIME SKIP~]

Unpleasant slams open the door to Infected's apartment,as per usual,and fucking struts its way in because its a fucking queen and it just feels like doing so. And then it collapses on the couch because it's exhausted from all the walking.

It takes a moment for it to remember that it had bought a movie. It smiles softly to itself and grabs the disc from its back pocket. It looks over to the DVD player and then back at the disc. It then tries to toss the disc into the DVD player like a fucking Frisbee. Of course it doesn't make it in,so it has to walk over and put it in there itself,which it does.

Unpleasant inserts the disc into the player and then walks over to the couch and flops back down on it. But of course its head bangs against the wall behind the couch,which hurts like hell by the way. It places a hand on the back of its head where it got smashed and held it there for a good while.

After about 30 minutes into the movie,Unpleasant suddenly remembers the small bag it was gave earlier. It grabs the bag and examines it for a moment. It then decides 'why the fuck not' and undoes the strings holding shut the small,brown bag.

Inside,there was something that resembled a cigar. Unpleasant took the thing in his hand,examining it. It grabs a lighter out of seemingly nowhere and lights it. It then proceeds to smoke it,coughing on the strange smelling smoke.

Unpleasant continued to watch the movie,getting a bit light headed due to the smoke of the 'cigar'. It take the thing into its hand once more and stares at it for a moment.

'Hmm,I haven't eaten today...and this thingy...looks very..palatable...scrumptious...delectable...'  (i'm only using these words to piss off somebody who said to stop using fancy words irl XD) Unpleasant thought to itself.

And without hesitation,pops the smoking stick into its mouth and eats it. And it was incredibly incorrect with its assumptions about it being so called 'scrumptoius'. It was infact quiet the opposite,it was quiet unpleasant (no pun intended).

Suddenly,Unpleasant goes into a coughing fit after swallowing it. Feeling the cigar burn down its throat. It was now questioning its own life choices. Now trying to hack out the fucking ciggy,but it was too late. It felt the burning pain soon go away,though it was still coughing.

Unpleasant still felt very light headed,and decides to lie itself fully on the couch. This was just to rest its body from the walking,coughing,and pain in general. But it soon fucking passed out and slept peacefully for the rest of the night.

(894 words)